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Who wants to pick up some brews, find a park and play a few games of croquet? Then maybe later we can go into the bushes and fool around a bit after?  Someone bring snacks.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:38
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say goodbye to your ball, fuckface
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Feb 18, 2015 19:46
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Troons in Portland play that poo poo. Its like retard golf. 
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Feb 18, 2015 20:23
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even if its retarded golf its way better than regular golf
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Feb 18, 2015 20:46
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a messed up horse posted:say goodbye to your ball, fuckface the type of cankle i'd expect to see playing croquet
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Feb 18, 2015 20:49
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croquet is mad fun you goofs
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Feb 18, 2015 21:22
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My friends and I used to whip up a huge batch of some random cocktail and bring a bunch of finger foods and go play a couple games of croquet at various parks when the weather was really nice. It really is an incredibly fun game and goddamn it can get dirty sometimes. It's not just hitting balls through the gates -- the amount of strategy and making GBS threads on your opponents that occurs during every game is astounding. Everybody should round up a few friends and give it a try sometime. Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 21:22
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numberoneposter posted:even if its retarded golf its way better than regular golf Wrong. Golf is serious game that involves drinking, backslapping, and (probably) illegal business negotiations. You didn't know this because you were busy playing croquet with the other housewives
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Feb 18, 2015 21:56
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don't play croquet near a lake, your rear end in a top hat uncle will just smack your ball into it
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Feb 18, 2015 22:01
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I'm not sure there's a game that encourages loving with your opponents as much as croquet does except maybe monopoly or risk, and those are hard to play outside.
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Feb 18, 2015 22:04
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Bro Dad posted:Wrong. Golf is serious game that involves drinking, backslapping, and (probably) illegal business negotiations. You didn't know this because you were busy playing croquet with the other housewives so yah i have fun no matter what i also kinda like golf too but i dont have time for bikes, beers, croquet, gbs AND golf, not enough hours in the day
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Feb 18, 2015 22:10
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the trick is to get good enough at golf to where your business just sends you to play golf with important people so they dont look like chumps this is the true story of how my father successfully impersonated an engineer for 20 years
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Feb 18, 2015 22:12
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Bro Dad posted:the trick is to get good enough at golf to where your business just sends you to play golf with important people so they dont look like chumps i played in an employee day and it was best ball format and we had three jackasses and one guy who could actually play. we ended up getting 2nd place with only minor cheating and the looks on the people who could play golf was hilarious, like WTF these morons beat us haha owned
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Feb 18, 2015 22:32
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reported for discussing sports in gbs
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Feb 18, 2015 22:37
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numberoneposter posted:they would not send me then. they would have guard the bee haha. yeah p much. its why i usually play early so i can be in a group with the ups drivers and postal workers as long as i agree to share the flask/pipe
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Feb 18, 2015 22:38
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CharlestonJew posted:don't play croquet near a lake, your rear end in a top hat uncle will just smack your ball into it Your uncle was Alexander Woollcott?
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Feb 19, 2015 03:10
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a messed up horse posted:say goodbye to your ball, fuckface Real life sucks losers dry. You want to gently caress with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. heather chandler was such an utter oval office, who could ever refuse the opportunity to trick her into drinking draino tea? edit: is that pâté?! Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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