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Tiny Lowtax posted:is this a cry for help? like a suicide note? the directer is using creative liscense because 740 pills of trazadone appartly cant kill you, so now he has to film a man antagonizing his neighbors angry dog.
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Enfield posted:hypothetically, if someone were to make a movie about a young man who had to swallow 740 trazadone pills in order to kill himself but his water pipes had frozen and he couldnt use the toilet water because he had taken a dump in it previously, how would the filmmaker portyray that scene. also how would he portray the man how lomg to microwave a hitdog because i havnt eateb since yesterday afternoon because of depression I love you man.
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Feb 21, 2015 01:48
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enfield i recommend shooting on 35mm and using lots of star wipes and dutch angles WIDE on ENFIELD MANSION FOYER, interior ENFIELD: Looks like i should eat 740 pills now. ENFIELD VO: to kill myself, that is! FULL on ENFIELD, struggling to open bottle. Angle gets more and more DUTCH by the second. He finally opens it with a pop STAR WIPE TO XCU of bottle. There's only two pills left, and they're the red and blue pills from the Matrix! ENFIELD: drat it! STAR WIPE to CU on ENFIELD'S LIPS ENFIELD: They swapped my meds again! (SFX: funny trumbone) WIBBLE WOBBLE DISSOLVE to PHARMACY COUNTER, 2 SHOT PRESCRIPTION GUY: Here's your prescription Mr Morpheus ENFIELD: Yeah, Enfield Morpheus, PI. (pulls out buisness card) SHAKEYCAM ZOOM to XCU on counter, with the card next to the prescription that is labeled 'KEANU MORPHEUS - FOR BLACK MEN ONLY' ENFIELD: At your service. We see his hand grab the prescription. WIDE shot of PHARMACY. ENFIELD sprints out the door without paying and everyone starts clapping EVERYONE (murmuring in unison): that's the best shoplifter ever, how handsome is that? WIBBLE WOBBLE DISSOLVE to ENFIELD MANSION ENFIELD: oh well, we'll get that shoplifter next time, on another exciting episode of ENFIELD MORPHEUS, PI.
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Feb 21, 2015 01:57
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CAPTION (over a swirling TIME VORTEX): LAST TIME ON ENFIELD MORPHEUS, PI XCU on ENFIELD'S LIPS. ENFIELD: They swapped my prescription... [A beat.] XCU on ENFIELD'S TRAMP STAMP, A LOVE HEART with 'COOL DETECTIVE BITCHES' in gothic script ENFIELD: again! <THEME, TITLES> WIDE inside ENFIELD MANSION FOYER, DAY. Enfield is on the STAIRS, depressed. ENFIELD: My plans are ruined because... The room suddenly shakes (SFX: Breaking glass and wood, engine noise, didgeridoo) DEBRIS rains from the ceiling and FINANCIAL DOUGLAS, a SAUSAGE DOG with ROCKET BOOTS decends from the ceiling. WIDE 2 SHOT SHAKEYCAM DOUGLAS: drat it ENFIELD! Where's my money?! You mother fucker! ENFIELD: Eat me, FINANCIAL DOUGLAS. DOUGLAS: Already did, ENFIELD. I ate an UZI! XCU on ENFIELD'S FACE. IT SHOWS TERROR BACK TO SHAKY TWO SHOT DOUGLAS: What's wrong ENFIELD MORPHEUS, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR? You look... terrier-fied. (SFX: wacky trumpet, laff track) (extended pause for laugh track) ENFIELD: Look, hey, lets just calm down. I'm still trying to track down the PORNOGRAPHER'S JEWEL. Then everyone will be rich. DOUGLAS barks. (SFX: Gunshot) SLO MO ON EXPENSIVE VASE SHATTERING. ENFIELD: drat it Douglas, that vase was worth more to me alive than dead. DOUGLAS: You know, Enfield, destroying that ugly vase made me realise that I feel the same way about you. CU on DOUGLAS crying. NON SHAKEY STILL SHOT. ORCHESTRA SWELLS. DOUGLAS: You know, Enfield, I should team up with you and help you find that JEWEL. That way I can be sure you won't sneak off with it. ENFIELD: I could use a side kick. But FINANCIAL DOUGLAS is too long a name for a sidekick, even if you are a very long dog. DOUGLAS: How about... 'FiDo'? ENFIELD: It's a date, sexy. CU on their lips PASSIONATELY KISSING. HEART WIPE to BLACK.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:18
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enfield fuckin rules
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Feb 21, 2015 02:39
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Okay I finished the movie, thought it was aight. Lentils were good.
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Feb 21, 2015 06:12
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JebanyPedal posted:Okay I finished the movie, thought it was aight. Thank you for your time
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Feb 21, 2015 16:07
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Are we still talking about The Bling Ring? Because I thought it was a really good movie.
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Feb 21, 2015 16:44
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Apparently everyone hated this movie after I looked stuff up about it. Maybe they got beans instead of lentils or something.
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Feb 21, 2015 16:56
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TrixRabbi posted:Are we still talking about The Bling Ring? Because I thought it was a really good movie. oh, hello. i didnt see u there. yes the bling ring is a really good movie. u can watch it by yourself or with friends. JebanyPedal posted:Apparently everyone hated this movie after I looked stuff up about it. Maybe they got beans instead of lentils or something. theyre afraid of teens
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