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was he gay or just retarded a chick that is reputed to be one of the most beautiful women of her day, he's got this gorgeous piece of rear end sleeping next to him in his bed every night and he doesnt hit that poo poo for seven god drat years??? what the gently caress man louis was a lame rear end bitch. he had to have his bro in law come explain to him how to gently caress hs own wife and why that would be a good thing dude might have been an autist imo he was obsessed with lock mechanisms through history, were locks the "sonic the hedgehog" or public transit of the eighteenth century or what's the deal pic of the sperglord in question   his wife 
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I think he had to have some kind of surgery first. Not going to bother looking it up though.
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Feb 22, 2015 06:20
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i doubt they slept in the same bed, op
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Feb 22, 2015 06:21
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weren't they teenagers when married? maybe there was some kind of waiting period
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Feb 22, 2015 06:21
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he was gay and retarded, op, much like all royals and aristocrats
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Feb 22, 2015 06:21
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Wikipedia posted:During the subsequent six-week visit to Versailles, Joseph investigated why the royal marriage had not been consummated. He soon realized that no obstacle to the couple's conjugal relations existed, save the Queen's lack of interest and the King's unwillingness to exert himself in that arena. In a letter to his brother Leopold, Joseph graphically described them as "a couple of complete blunderers."[54] Due to Joseph's intervention, the marriage was finally consummated in August 1777.[55] lmao maybe the queens lack of interest was due to him being an autismal nerdlord
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Feb 22, 2015 06:23
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vaginas were pretty gross back then
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Feb 22, 2015 06:24
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Yvershek posted:I think he had to have some kind of surgery first. Not going to bother looking it up though. That's the rumor anyway. The more likely reason is that Marie was a dirty Austrian and real Frenchmen hated Austrians like the plague. He may have been hoping that the temporary French-Austrian alliance would get ditched, in which case could return his wife unopened in mint condition and not have to pay a repackaging fee. Annulling marriages with no consummation was super-easy, but after you got the sticky dicky it was really a pain in the rear end.
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Feb 22, 2015 06:25
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no way, he was too young and stupid at the time to be that politically savvy, and it wasnt the king manipulating him cus the king totally wanted that sweet consummaction to happen and was a bit pissed it took so long in addition to being dead by the time it finally happened i think
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Feb 22, 2015 06:31
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 let me show you this thing i made in minecraft
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Feb 22, 2015 06:35
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Meatsplosion posted:vaginas were pretty gross back then
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Feb 22, 2015 06:36
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Zippy the Bummer posted:In a letter to his brother Leopold, Joseph graphically described them as "a couple of complete blunderers." history's first goon marriage
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Feb 22, 2015 06:37
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She wasn't that hot imo, the white hair makes her look in her 70s, wouldn't
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Feb 22, 2015 06:39
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Avian posted:
that movie represented his aspergers well imo
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Feb 22, 2015 06:41
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Louis the XVI once took a poo poo on a cat. Like, the cats liked to sleep in some of the few toilet bowls in the palace. He didn't notice it and started pooping on it than it started to bite his rear end and balls. If you weren't a royal you got to poo poo in the hallways of Versailles.
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Feb 22, 2015 06:41
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Zippy the Bummer posted:was he gay or just retarded didn't he have a penis problem?
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Feb 22, 2015 06:42
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Doctor J Off posted:he was gay and retarded, op, much like all royals and aristocrats
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Feb 22, 2015 06:42
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:didn't he have a penis problem? he had no clue how you were supposed to use one, yes
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Feb 22, 2015 06:45
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Meatsplosion posted:vaginas were pretty gross back then
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Baby the Birdman posted:She wasn't that hot imo, the white hair makes her look in her 70s, wouldn't yeah like you wouldnt have taken a trip to pound town w marie A sans wig or even with wig Hector Beerlioz posted:Louis the XVI once took a poo poo on a cat. Like, the cats liked to sleep in some of the few toilet bowls in the palace. He didn't notice it and started pooping on it than it started to bite his rear end and balls. that cat knew what was up Mumpy Puffinz posted:didn't he have a penis problem? wasnt it just like performance anxiety or some gay poo poo lik that
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Feb 22, 2015 06:45
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Meatsplosion posted:vaginas were pretty gross back then They still are.
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Feb 22, 2015 06:47
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depends on how you dress them up
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Feb 22, 2015 06:49
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foreplay takes time
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Feb 22, 2015 07:12
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treat em mean keep em keen
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Feb 22, 2015 07:37
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She was his beard. He only visited vagina land to keep the line going then he was off making london bridges with pageboys again.
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Feb 22, 2015 07:46
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When did the cat bite his dick and balls? I can see waiting a little bit for them to heal. Perhaps Louis thought that pussy mangling his cock was, in fact, the natural order.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:26
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Meatsplosion posted:vaginas were pretty gross back then still are tbh
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Feb 22, 2015 23:41
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Her portraits always make her look like an alien.
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Feb 22, 2015 23:43
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He should have just started poking around with it till she got frustrated and grabbed it and stuck it in the right place
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Feb 23, 2015 00:12
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Marie was a traitor To the revolution and got what she deserved.
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Feb 23, 2015 00:14
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All wannabe writers and artist in Paris at the time made their living writing and drawing pornography. Porno of the queen was very popular. They became so widespread that the fantasies became accepted reality. When she finally went to trial she had to publicly deny them all, most notably that she taught all her kids to masturbate and would have family shlick sessions.
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Feb 23, 2015 00:17
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JebanyPedal posted:Her portraits always make her look like an alien.  voted most decapitatable in her class
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People were REALLY gross back in the day. All those fancy wigs and clothes and snuff-boxes existed to hide the putridity lurking beneath. Beds had roofs so bugs and poo poo didn't fall from the ceilings and crawl all over you at night. In short, it was simply a very unsexy time.
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