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Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

влагалище эсминец

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

влагалище эсминец

Это меня

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

влагалище эсминец

heh google translated destroyer like a navy ship, so it basically says "vagina battleship"

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

bear stole my vodka, also sack of potato, how to eat and drink now

*squats onto needle full of krokodil*

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Atypical Slav

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Bokito posted:

A typical Slav before age 30


MrE
Jan 20, 2012

Yeah, that's right
kurwa?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Sas posted:



the Mercedes of potatoes

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

*gets rear end kicked by mongols*

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

*am czech*
*am girl*
*am legally obligated to appear in at least 294 erotica films while still in college*

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

TheWeepingHorse posted:

*am czech*
*am girl*
*am legally obligated to appear in at least 294 erotica films while still in college*

is only good thing about slavic culture, such is life.

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

*is russian*

*is given choice to die of alcoholism or die as test dummy for mig ejection seat*

such is life

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Origin posted:

*is russian*

*is given choice to die of alcoholism or die as test dummy for mig ejection seat*

such is life

*volunteers for ejector seat*
*kills self drinking mig coolant*

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
Lada runs on 40oz malt liqure because the whole villadge is out of petrol


Such is life

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

*begs for green card*

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Origin posted:

is only good thing about slavic culture, such is life.

Czech career opportunities remind me of this utterly NSFW video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4DQCLhFIg4

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Open boobs!

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
are there slavic women do they squat do slavs just congeal and form in dirty water puddles idgi

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
a serb once me that nato bombed them instead of invading because "americans know they can't beat serbia in a fair fight"

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


*adopts neighborhood stay cat, feeds it into obese land whale*

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

a serb once me that nato bombed them instead of invading because "americans know they can't beat serbia in a fair fight"

to be fair you have a really hard time dealing with guys in pajamas armed with ak47s soo...

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

a serb once me that nato bombed them instead of invading because "americans know they can't beat serbia in a fair fight"

How many wars do these people have to start before the world decides to glass that Slavic shithole? If it weren't for these dickheads we'd still have European monarchs !(Good ones not the gay British kind)

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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what is best way to learn russian in spare time

I wish to learn for future when russia rules planet

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


*has major inferiority complex about lovely culture and living standards*

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Bitter Mushroom posted:

what is best way to learn russian in spare time

I wish to learn for future when russia rules planet

Buy a dashcam and develop severe alcoholism.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

a serb once me that nato bombed them instead of invading because "americans know they can't beat serbia in a fair fight"
I dated a Serb for a while, she was p liberal generally but only ever 2 drinks away from seething about how Kosovo is Serbia and the media never told the whole story about Srebrenica.

What I'm saying is crazy white girls gonna go through your phone, but crazy Slav girls gonna loudly and unrepentantly endorse genocide in front of all your friends.

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
*bumps this, understands it*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhbQ1oWgttk

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG0r-nW3DAQ

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Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014
*tries to sell you gypsy wife*
*hates all muslims*

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