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Flying Fortress posted:OMG there's a skeleton in here!!!1 Schmorky probs.
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is it wearing a tattered hawaiian shirt
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Feb 24, 2015 21:37
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gently caress poo poo I cast magic missile
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Feb 24, 2015 21:38
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3392466&pagenumber=12#post441985221
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Flying Fortress posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3392466&pagenumber=12#post441985221 and all you had to do was never turn the page. 
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Feb 24, 2015 21:40
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phew, false alarm, looks like the skeleton is dead already it's holding a ragged piece of paper.. looks like a note of some kind...
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Flying Fortress posted:it's holding a ragged piece of paper.. looks like a note of some kind... 
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Flying Fortress posted:phew, false alarm, looks like the skeleton is dead already >>PICK UP NOTE >>READ NOTE
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Feb 24, 2015 21:56
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"Dear Chosen One, You must go... deeper... p.s. I'm gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
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BottledBodhisvata posted:gently caress poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
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Feb 24, 2015 22:32
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Flying Fortress posted:"Dear Chosen One, Called it.
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dont go there its just the loving savage land. poo poo sucks. is impossible to land a jet down there. lots of loving dinosaurs. some few nubile tribes, but the joint is enough of a pain in the rear end that even spidey hates the place.
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woo, this place is a maze! I've been wandering up and down endless megathread tunnels and shitpost caves all afternoon, and I am filthy. I realized too late that I should have packed some food or something, but then I stumbled across a whole room full of this drink called Mangosteen and that really hit the spot. The company isn't paying me to say this or anything, but you should really try it. I really want to share this great product I discovered with everybody, but you know, it's up to you I guess. I'm still stuck inside the forums, but I haven't given up yet. But I've come to a fork in the path; one side has a door that's pink and I think it leads somewhere called DAYF, which sounds pretty cool. The other door is painted all swirly colours and has this kinda skunky fog drifting out from underneath. Which way should I go?
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Flying Fortress posted:Which way should I go?
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CrashCat posted:north
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CrashCat posted:north http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3239533&pagenumber=74#post441999193
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Feb 25, 2015 03:06
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JESUS loving CHRIST whatever you do dont smoke anything they offer you, loan anybody any money, or let one of them crash on your couch!
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Feb 25, 2015 03:43
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psh, have you even seen my gbs weed threads? I can totally handle thisohhhhhdearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Flying Fortress posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3239533&pagenumber=74#post441999193
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I awake an unknown period of time later, alone and in an unfamiliar corridor. My mending kit and hotwheels car are gone, but on the ground next to me is a milky white crystal on a loop of string. i place it around my neck and try to get my bearings I wish Darkman Fanpage hadnt become a flesh eating Morlock
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gross, you don't know what that crystal is made out of i mean sure it could be harmless quartz but why would someone leave that here
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see if you can find the dpph catacombs, i think the thread where metis commissioned swap.avi is hidden away down there and i wanna read it again
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ooh and there was that awesome picture where he smeared his own poo poo all over his chest and wrote 'five gold manbabies' or something with his finger in the poo poo, find that too op
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Feb 25, 2015 17:37
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social vegan posted:pretty elaborate ploy just to suck a dick op
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I've crawled through so many dank and dingy passageways in these smelly forums; it seems like every door leads to the gas chamber. I seem to have gone deeper than the main forums and even the subforums; it is now completely dark. I absentmindedly scratch my groin and to my surprise the crystal around my neck seems to flicker briefly. Was it just my imagination? I give my junk an experimental tug - yes! YES! I know now what I must do. A strange calm comes over me as I drop my pants
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Feb 25, 2015 18:09
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welp, that was more accurate than I expected
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masturbating furiously, I race down endless corridors, the jo crystal lighting the way and tugging at its string to lead me along suddenly the path ends at a plain door. taking my hand off my throbbing member I open the door and see what appears to be an exact replica of the Pleasant Hill SA office I'm not alone. Lounging on the leather couch is a short but strikingly handsome man. He has perfect blonde hair and exudes charisma. In a deep, silky voice he says, "Welcome Chosen One, I've been expecting you..." who are you? I ask "I am the one who created the map that led you here. But not to save the forums..." he pauses to laugh heartily, "Oh no, far from it. I have summoned you to help me destroy them" Casually he picks up an old Helldump callout thread, spinning it lazily between his fingers. "Haven't you figured it out yet? I hate Mangosteens, I despise Let's Plays, and;" he pauses for dramatic effect, "I'm straight" No, I say, you can't be, it's not possible...! "Oh yes, Fortress, oh yes indeed. Look inside yourself and you will know that it's true. I AM THE REAL RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA!!!!"
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p sure thats just fat lowtax
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quick go hide in the podcast forum, apparently until a few days ago no one even knew it existed. you should be safe there.
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Flying Fortress posted:masturbating furiously, I race down endless corridors, the jo crystal lighting the way and tugging at its string to lead me along and you didn't even bring a picture of goatse with your mom's face in the rear end. how in the gently caress do you hope to defeat vampire lowtax?
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Despite his small stature, Bizarro Kyanka is a surprisingly difficult opponent. He chases me around the office, machine-gunning poo poo posts at me as I dodge them in Matrix-style slo-mo. I manage to lock myself in the bathroom, but I can hear him ranting unintelligibly outside. It sounds like he's trashing the place. I realize I'm still not wearing pants I look around for something to defend myself, but there's nothing useful in here.I meditate for a moment, summoning the gayness of my gbs brethren. "Sorry Kenny Loggins" I say as I grasp my dick once more. "Dear Richard," I shout as I kick open the door, "Kill you are famil!" the thick ropey geyser of gibbis jizz blasts little Richard straight into Reddit
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this is definitely the worst thread I've ever made
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Feb 26, 2015 00:12
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Flying Fortress posted:this is definitely the worst thread I've ever made don't worry i'm sure soon you will make one thats even more awful
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Feb 26, 2015 00:21
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It will be something alright.
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Feb 26, 2015 00:25
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Flying Fortress posted:this is definitely the worst thread I've ever made
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Feb 26, 2015 01:01
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Flying Fortress posted:this is definitely the worst thread I've ever made worst thread you've ever made so far
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you irl posted:worst thread you've ever made so far
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CrashCat posted:What's the worst thread he ever made in the future? the one where he talks about sodomizing his good friend crashcat
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I don't know, that one has it's tender moments don't judge
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