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Ask the victim to try on a web harness you're making "for a project". Don't tell them it's tied to a big rocket outside with a strong rope. Launch and forget the whole thing.
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i always thought the best way to kill someone would be with electricity. get a big cloak and hook up some super capacitors under it, sneak up on your target and bam. no evidence or anything
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Feb 27, 2015 00:05
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Stuff your victim up your butt. "One in a million chance your Honour! One in a million!"
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Feb 27, 2015 00:09
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Allow your best friend to get depressed enough to commit suicide in a locked room then plant evidence to make it look like you did it even though your life is on the line.
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Feb 27, 2015 00:14
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kill, stuff, and mount a person, and then put the spooky thing youve made in your basement
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Feb 27, 2015 00:19
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Kill Phil Hartman Truly the worst murder in history, poor guy 
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Feb 27, 2015 00:35
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mr.capps posted:Kill Phil Hartman drat dude 2 soon
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Feb 27, 2015 00:39
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Ryoshi posted:drat dude 2 soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEoCoVRk_Zc rip 
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Feb 27, 2015 00:42
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Join the military
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Feb 27, 2015 00:43
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Soda....
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Feb 27, 2015 00:44
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Stab some chick through the heart with your signature 6ft long sword and then just leave it there, no one will notice and you've got like six more in your closet
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Feb 27, 2015 00:48
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Kill an underling in front of scads of other underlings by choking them using your mental abilities. Sure there are dozens of witnesses but what are they going to do, claim that you space magiced someone to death?
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Feb 27, 2015 00:54
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Start murdering a series of homeless black men over several years in one city. Eventually get so annoyed that no one notices or cares that there's a serial killer loose that you just drive up to the police station towing a U-Haul full of their corpses.
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Feb 27, 2015 00:57
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Use your CIA contacts to hire Libyan terrorists to storm an embassy and asphyxiate the dude who keeps griefing you when you try to mine
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Feb 27, 2015 00:58
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Kill a woman you're loving with your genuine replica authentic samurai sword. The police will be completely baffled.
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Feb 27, 2015 00:59
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Myron Baloney posted:Ask the victim to try on a web harness you're making "for a project". Don't tell them it's tied to a big rocket outside with a strong rope. Launch and forget the whole thing. This is good. I might use this.
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Feb 27, 2015 07:33
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Ryoshi posted:Stab some chick through the heart with your signature 6ft long sword and then just leave it there, no one will notice and you've got like six more in your closet Funky See Funky Do posted:Kill a woman you're loving with your genuine replica authentic samurai sword. The police will be completely baffled. Is there some Sephiroth-wannabe story I should be remembering?
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Feb 27, 2015 18:31
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boom boom boom posted:Start murdering a series of homeless black men over several years in one city. Eventually get so annoyed that no one notices or cares that there's a serial killer loose that you just drive up to the police station towing a U-Haul full of their corpses. I think this could make a hilarious dark comedy
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Feb 27, 2015 18:34
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just this serial killer getting more and more exasperated as nobody notices
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Otisburg posted:Kill your spouse after infidelity and months of loud, violent arguuments that wake the neighbors. Claim a black guy broke in or whatever. this except you're the black guy and commited the crime
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