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I made a poo pile yesterday, like it looked like soft serve and it basically filled the whole bowl way above the water line. When I pissed it made a small cave in it It was very hot too, like physically gave off heat. not sure wtf was up with that
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Feb 27, 2015 19:54
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sitpisser
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Feb 27, 2015 20:01
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Darth123123 posted:masturbation practice This raises more questions than it answers.
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Feb 27, 2015 20:05
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lots of dudes who wear cardigans itt
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Feb 27, 2015 20:06
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Guancho posted:only if I'm super hung over
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Feb 27, 2015 20:07
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Sorry OP but if you have a gigantic dong then sitting down is just no option.
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Feb 27, 2015 20:38
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FunkyFlashman posted:Sorry OP but if you have a gigantic dong then sitting down is just no option. I'm a grower, ok?
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Feb 27, 2015 21:45
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Sit at home, stand on the road.
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Feb 27, 2015 21:46
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1gnoirents posted:I made a poo pile yesterday, like it looked like soft serve and it basically filled the whole bowl way above the water line. When I pissed it made a small cave in it were you drunk i did this when i was very drunk
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Feb 28, 2015 03:59
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mng posted:I like to know about goon toilet habits. yeah same 
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Feb 28, 2015 05:08
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I sit at home but stand everywhere else. Less splash, less cleaning, more chill.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:19
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I have a Prince Albert piercing which, for the uninitiated, is a ring that extends from my urethra and wraps around to go through a hole on the underside of my dick. I can only pee standing up if I really have to go because I need the pressure from a confident stream to create enough urine momentum to overcome the molecular surface tension the piercing exerts on my stream of urine (or is the surface tension that the urine exerts on the piercing?) anyway, in all but the heaviest stream (usually enjoyed during my first pee of the morning), some of the urine sticks to the wire of the piercing, follows the path of the wire and is dispersed by the ball of the ring (which sits on the underside of my penis) where it is scattered like a water sprinkler (imagine peeing on a flat rock at a perpendicular angle). If I'm not sitting down, it dribbles everywhere, on my shoes, against the wall, along the lip of the toilet. It's very embarrassing. I'm glad you made this thread; I didn't feel like I belonged anywhere else due to my urogenital problems.
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Feb 28, 2015 07:06
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Bundle of Keys posted:Do you enjoy getting piss all over your balls? 
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Feb 28, 2015 08:12
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Yo I heard there was a dick surplus itt Is this where the line starts?
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Feb 28, 2015 08:33
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Sometimes I sit because I'm not really sure if I just need to piss, or if there is a stealth wave of poop just waiting to hit me once I'm in mid-stream. By sitting down I can just relax all my sphincters and I'm all set for whatever happens.
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Feb 28, 2015 08:46
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Number_6 posted:Sometimes I sit because I'm not really sure if I just need to piss, or if there is a stealth wave of poop just waiting to hit me once I'm in mid-stream. By sitting down I can just relax all my sphincters and I'm all set for whatever happens. You cannot voluntarily relax your internal anal sphincter, it is relaxed only by stretch receptors in your rectum caused by a buildup of faeces. You can voluntarily relax your external anal sphincter but unless you already have some stretch in your rectum your IAS will stay locked up, tight as a drum.
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Feb 28, 2015 08:52
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In the am I just plop down on the toilet and let all the nastiness that wants to fall out of my dick or anus, proceed to fall out. rest of the day I must stand I am an important man in my place of business so I must be seen peeing while standing.
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