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MicrowavesMom
Feb 27, 2015

Are these boys really your friends?
s? It's just disrespectful, saying "oh btw I put my semen in your mom's butt and she pooped it out while I played Commander Keen" is just rude, if you do that stuff, be a gentleman and don't tell evrybody.

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
10 dollar joke.

sorry. not great.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Your dad.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

would

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Demonachizer posted:

10 dollar joke.

sorry. not great.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Wow r u really microwave's mom?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




DaveSplitter posted:

Wow r u really microwave's mom?

I dunno, OP doesn't really seem cool.

MicrowavesMom
Feb 27, 2015

Are these boys really your friends?

DaveSplitter posted:

Wow r u really microwave's mom?

Of course, silly! He's not adopted or anything like that.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Demonachizer posted:

10 dollar joke.

sorry. not great.
burning that guy who hasnt posted in 4 years: priceless

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Goddamn, how has there not been a Commander Keen reboot by now?

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich

boom boom boom posted:

Goddamn, how has there not been a Commander Keen reboot by now?

Because Romero and Carmack have been sticking it in a lot of moms and don't have time, duh.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
your mom looks hot op

oh wait

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

where are the jokes

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I stole them, I stole all the jokes

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
your mom ate all the jokes

because she is fat, you see

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
heh...

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

btw I put my semen in OPs butt and she pooped it out while I played Doom

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
this poster is probably the real deal. \\

don't ask me why i know. SA.USERNAME="Drad Bert" is also the real Pauly Shore

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I betcha' I can type more like a soccer mom from the mid west than you can there missy.

Wanna see what I got from the Michaels the other day?

Its a real neat paint set for the kids.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Post your tits, OP

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Demonachizer posted:

10 dollar joke.

sorry. not great.

$15 they bought an avatar

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MicrowavesMom posted:

s? It's just disrespectful, saying "oh btw I put my semen in your mom's butt and she pooped it out while I played Commander Keen" is just rude, if you do that stuff, be a gentleman and don't tell evrybody.

Hi Microwave Mom, I think you are really pretty and nice. Please can we do sex? Pm me for details.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

I betcha' I can type more like a soccer mom from the mid west than you can there missy.

Wanna see what I got from the Michaels the other day?

Its a real neat paint set for the kids.

Hey same! They have some cool stuff at Michael's.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Applewhite posted:

Hey same! They have some cool stuff at Michael's.

it's too expensive though. support local art stores!

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
who's joking?

your mom gets around, OP

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
your mom is so fat when she sits around the house she sits ARRROOOUUUNNNDDDD the house

if you don't get it say it to yourself that helps

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a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

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