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bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014

Residency Evil posted:

Nothing says speed and class like an older European luxury car that's falling apart.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701894

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epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

In an emergency, refrain from using road flares or other visibility aids. They let other motorists in on what you're up to, and you wouldn't want to give other drivers any clues about your next move, would you?

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Use your indicators only at the moment of turning, leaving them on longer will only confuse other motorists who may think you were about to turn into the oncoming traffic or that wall on the other side of the road.

If you are unsure, just don't use them at all and avoid the confusion entirely.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

SCA Enthusiast posted:

In an emergency, refrain from using road flares or other visibility aids. They let other motorists in on what you're up to, and you wouldn't want to give other drivers any clues about your next move, would you?

I use road flares to reheat my coffee rather than stop and take a break every few hours. It's well known that taking breaks means you make worse time.

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice

ReelBigLizard posted:

Use your indicators only at the moment of turning, leaving them on longer will only confuse other motorists who may think you were about to turn into the oncoming traffic or that wall on the other side of the road.

If you are unsure, just don't use them at all and avoid the confusion entirely.

Excessive use of blinkers will deplete your blinker fluid much faster. Minimal use of blinkers just makes sense!

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

GOD IS BED posted:

Excessive use of blinkers will deplete your blinker fluid much faster. Minimal use of blinkers just makes sense!

Blinker fluid is just a scam by BIG BLINKER, I've been using plain old white lamp oil with added home made urea for years with no problems at all. WAKE UP $HEEPLE

Don't get me started on Big Urea.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Mar 16, 2015

Sandbagger SA
Aug 12, 2003

Giant Thighs.
Painted Threads.
Just Off the Highway.
If you're driving on the highway, get into the passing lane and line up with cars in the traveling lanes. This will keep people from breaking the speed limit by forcing them to stay behind you. The police will notice and may give you a medal for making the streets safer!

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

GOD IS BED posted:

Excessive use of blinkers will deplete your blinker fluid much faster. Minimal use of blinkers just makes sense!

Buy an early 2000s VW so your blinker fluid refills itself!

myturbodiesel.com posted:

it appears to collect at the taillights,

http://www.myturbodiesel.com/wiki/coolant-migration-on-vw-from-defective-coolant-reservoir/

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!
Do you drive a lovely car and wish you had a BMW? No problem! Just get on the motorway and drive in the BMW lane! Just by being there people will think your car must actually be a BMW, since other cars are not allowed in the BMW lane at any times.

Sandbagger SA
Aug 12, 2003

Giant Thighs.
Painted Threads.
Just Off the Highway.

Mooseykins posted:

Do you drive a lovely car and wish you had a BMW? No problem! Just get on the motorway and drive in the BMW lane! Just by being there people will think your car must actually be a BMW, since other cars are not allowed in the BMW lane at any times.

Just to be clear, we are talking about the shoulder. Correct?

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Sandbagger SA posted:

Just to be clear, we are talking about the shoulder. Correct?

You joke but

#Masshole

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Shampoo posted:

You joke but

#Masshole

I actually used that lane this morning!

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Sandbagger SA posted:

Just to be clear, we are talking about the shoulder. Correct?

No, the "fast lane". Left hand lane in LHD countries. Right hand lane here in Grim Britain.

Shampoo posted:

You joke but

#Masshole

We have this too. "Smart motorways" with variable speed limits and at times with a lot of traffic they open the hard shoulder to all traffic. I used it a lot today!

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

quote:

Some quick-lube shops, independent mechanics and car dealerships pressure car owners into replacing automotive fluids that still are perfectly fine. In some cases, this will mean draining the fluids… in others, they might recommend actually flushing the system out completely, cleaning out virtually every drop of the old fluid. In either case, these services can cost $70 to $150 or more apiece.

Brake fluid flushes. Don’t trust a shop that recommends you flush your brake fluid regularly. Brake fluid can last as long as your vehicle. There are exceptions, however. Your brake fluid might legitimately need to be flushed if moisture gets into the system or the brake fluid has overheated.

Save money by not listening to your mechanic and avoid maintenance! Source

Sandbagger SA
Aug 12, 2003

Giant Thighs.
Painted Threads.
Just Off the Highway.

Mooseykins posted:

No, the "fast lane". Left hand lane in LHD countries. Right hand lane here in Grim Britain.



That's :thejoke:

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005
Going on a long trip? Don't want to pay outrageous rest stop prices for coffee? Just put a can of coffee granules in your coolant! Whenever you feel like a hot drink, just place your cup under the radiator, twist the petcock and enjoy the sweet, hot beverage your car worked hard to brew for you.


Petcock.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Can we just rename the subforum Petcock Island already?

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Fucknag posted:

Can we just rename the subforum Petcock Island already?

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


Protip: your engine is most efficient at full throttle, so plant your foot and then use your left foot to press the brake to keep a steady speed. In addition to being the most efficient, it'll also be beneficial for properly bedding the brakes and making sure your car is running optimally.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012
Looking to unlock the real secret to getting hypermiling done right?

Next time you're drafting a semi, simply ghost-ride the car long enough to chain yourself to the underride protection bar on the semi.

If you want to save even more fuel, rather than speed-matching the semi on your cruise before ghost riding, simply accelerate and then coast, aiming to have your coast speed match the semi's speed when at optimal coupling distance.

Start using this one simple trick and the oil companies will hate you.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


West SAAB Story posted:

Want to make money? Buy a car from a company that no longer exists!

As proven time and time again: Immediately after the company fails: The cars, parts, and services cut their rates to keep their existing customers, and gain new ones.

You can make real bank by purchasing one of these new last-of generational cars, and then storing it for several years without paying any attention to it. The belts, hoses, and fluids will still be OEM, which not only increases their worth, but also provides for a true concourse experience.

You joke, but I still regret not buying a G8 GXP when they were new. :sigh:

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Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

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Fucknag posted:

Can we just rename the subforum Petcock Island already?

No, because that would cause a lot of threads about stolen cats and loose dog bones

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