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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

you know who produced that show? rich jews :smug:

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Socrates was epically ugly.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Charles II of Spain

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

redshirt posted:

Socrates was epically ugly.

and not just face-wise. he was ugly on the inside. a bad person.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I remember when the definition of dude was an ingrown butt hair.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 251 days!)

i drank what

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Philthy posted:

I remember when the definition of dude was an ingrown butt hair.

a literal ugly rear end dude

red polo shirts
Jan 16, 2015


Which Bill Murray movie is this?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

red polo shirts posted:

Which Bill Murray movie is this?

Marie Murrie

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

never trust an elf posted:

why do people ever have circle beards

Who calls those circle beards? is that really the name for a beard style?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Don't marry close family members unless you want a jaw like a foot.



Hurf durf.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


RaceBannon posted:

Who calls those circle beards? is that really the name for a beard style?

I thought it was called a van dyke, but apparently that's a Lenin beard. the real name for that sweet lowtax look is, according to the gillette website, a circle beard or a doorknocker. doorknocker sounds really cool and makes me think of that neato scene from labyrinth. Gonna start growing one ASAP.

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Mar 2, 2015

YeahSo!
Feb 1, 2015

by Lowtax

Say Nothing posted:

Don't marry close family members unless you want a jaw like a foot.



Grrr-Krishnakk
Jul 17, 2005

PUPPIES!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What's an rear end dude?

TheBadgerman
Jul 29, 2013

Gatekeeper posted:

and not just face-wise. he was ugly on the inside. a bad person.

Aristotle > Socrates in both physical appearance and philosophy. I would suck his hairy Macedonian cock.

TheBadgerman
Jul 29, 2013


Get a load of this goofy lookin' fucker. Note the double chin.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Great man? Yes. gently caress the treasonous South.



Attractive? No.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
He wasn't that ugly according to contemporary accounts, he just didn't photograph well.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pththya-lyi posted:

He wasn't that ugly according to contemporary accounts, he just didn't photograph well.

my theory is he didnt photograph well cause he had a jacked up face

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
King Tut, a good example of why brother and sister should marry.



Head like an Idaho potato stuffed in a condom.



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/02/100216-king-tut-malaria-bones-inbred-tutankhamun/

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

King Tut, a good example of why brother and sister should marry.



Head like an Idaho potato stuffed in a condom.



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/02/100216-king-tut-malaria-bones-inbred-tutankhamun/

actually looks way more normal than any other speculative renditions of him

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

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Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Alan Smithee posted:

the entire Hapsburg line was unfortunate


That's because this guy's family was more like a circle than a line.

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