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I still have my stuffed owl from when I was a kid, but he's a bit ratty and well-loved to have on the bed now. I have a husband though, and I hug him til our arms get all awkward. Cats are allowed only if he's not home cause one of them likes to bite his toes in the night.
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Mar 3, 2015 05:25
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i still have my teddy bear from when i was four i think its in the basement somewhere But it's not your teddy bear who misses you terribly though, Zippy. It's the boogieman.. and he's down in the basement somewhere waiting for you. He misses you so, if only you'd just go down there to visit him, but you don't.. so he waits. 
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Mar 3, 2015 05:29
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I sleep with my wife. I have sex with one of these
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Mar 3, 2015 15:11
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Mar 3, 2015 15:14
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weird to keep a vacuum there
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Mar 3, 2015 16:02
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social vegan posted:weird to keep a vacuum there princess twilight sparkle has a huge futanari dong. it's cannon.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:06
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Sizone posted:princess twilight sparkle has a huge futanari dong. it's cannon. sorry i don't speak ur ooga booga language
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Mar 3, 2015 16:08
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THE CARTOON HORSEY HAS A HUGE GIRL PENIS, IT'S IN THE DESIGN DOCS.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:09
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Windows 98 posted:Your mom is an animal and I stuff her every night and then sleep with her His mom would beat your scrawny rear end (she suffers no fools, pro-am kickboxer) and then you would have to buy an adjacent tattoo regarding 2015.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:15
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me and my girlfriend have stuffed animals. theyre nice and fun. its cute when she has them wave to me when im going off to class.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:15
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i just vomited a little
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Mar 3, 2015 16:16
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Ocean Book posted:me and my girlfriend have stuffed animals. theyre nice and fun. its cute when she has them wave to me when im going off to class. euuughhhh student fitting that you and you "girlfriend" should surround yourselves with playthings as you're living in make-believe world.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:17
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i don't. but my current gf and all my ex gf's, save for one who was a mechanical engineer at ford, slept with a ton of them.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:17
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5-HT posted:i don't. but my current gf and all my ex gf's, save for one who was a mechanical engineer at ford, slept with a ton of them. pedo
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Mar 3, 2015 16:18
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Sizone posted:pedo lmbo, all have been in their early 20's. besides, they mostly do it because they need substitute cuddling when your rear end isn't around. but you'd already know that if you actually have been around women long enough.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:22
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5-HT posted:early 20's pedo
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Mar 3, 2015 16:24
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I sleep with my sister's socks
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Mar 3, 2015 16:35
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pretty much all  females in the world have permanent childlike minds, which is why all females in the world likes stuffed animals, even when they are adult
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Mar 3, 2015 16:38
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if they are loving forum poster 5-ht in addition, though, then they are retards. they are children both from a moral and a legal standpoint I've only had two girlfriends who had stuffed animals, guess 'cause I don't gently caress chlidren
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Mar 3, 2015 16:42
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i don't sleep not anymore
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Mar 3, 2015 16:42
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Not since I was a kid, but I keep one around for those nights I'm wracked with existential torment and regret and need to clutch something to my chest while rocking on my bed until I eventually pass out into a trashing sleep haunted ceaselessly by the demons of my worst fears. So like... Every night?
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Mar 3, 2015 16:57
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