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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Cars aren't as cool as trains because cars don't run on a schedule.

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

I text and drive

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Rocks posted:

I text and drive

:rip: Rocks

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

poprocks arent bad but theyre a distraction when driving the noise in your mouth and if you drink a coke too your whole car could explode from the pressure

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

West SAAB Story posted:

poprocks arent bad but theyre a distraction when driving the noise in your mouth and if you drink a coke too your whole car could explode from the pressure

That's why you drive with the windows down.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

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Applewhite posted:

That's why you drive with the windows down.

this only works if you are rocking out otherwise you look like a cheesedoodle

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
I don't drive a car because I gently caress up everything I touch and I feel it would be counterproductive to have that include thousands of squishy people who are busy being productive members of society at 70mph.

In a way, I'm saving lives every time I don't get behind the wheel.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol if you don't drive two SUVs that have been welded together side by side.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I have parts of cars but the pieces don't fit together.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

im driving something itt just because gently caress you

DGib
Jan 22, 2010

milkingmycow posted:

I have parts of cars but the pieces don't fit together.

i think you need to be fat and dumb to figure out cars

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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
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