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nutranurse posted:just put her in a home when the time comes; its where most old racist white people should end up anyway Nah. I wanna see if she and the step-father keep moving further out into isolated places in the woods. I have money riding on there being squirrel pelts cured and used as napkins added to the stockpile in the garage for the eventual liberal fascist Obummer-fueled race war end times within the next ten years. Have a weird need to watch it unfold with the sort of morbid curiosity that a nursing home environment just can't compensate for.
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tokomon posted:My mom's getting increasingly racist and crazy I went to brunch at my liberal white parents house last weekend and discovered to my horror one of them has bought a glenn beck book. It's finally started. The long slow slide to crazy town.
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Big Beef City posted:I went to brunch at my liberal white parents house last weekend and discovered to my horror one of them has bought a glenn beck book. tell her every glenn back book you find in her house is 1 less grandchild you will ahve
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R.S. Gumby posted:Also, I like my beard which is not hideous. LOL post your gross loving beard
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Ghaz posted:tell her every glenn back book you find in her house is 1 more black grandchild you will ahve
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tokomon posted:My mom's getting increasingly racist and crazy Same. It sucks. She's still my ma tho, ykwim.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:51
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tokomon posted:My mom's getting increasingly racist and crazy Does she think the government will turn off smart cars/ cars with electronics in them like mine does?
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My mum has started to question the moon landing. She bought me a telescope for my 10th birthday and we flew to Florida just to visit NASA. She had a heated argument with my aunt about the big bang (aunt: where's the proof?!) like 10 years ago. Lol getting old must suck dong. Losing ur mind like that.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:02
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Wedemeyer posted:Does she think the government will turn off smart cars/ cars with electronics in them like mine does? wow, that's honestly a new one.
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Wedemeyer posted:Does she think the government will turn off smart cars/ cars with electronics in them like mine does? Hackers will probably figure it out and do it. But why would the govt.? Tell mom to worry about poo poo that has precedence in reality.
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tokomon posted:I'm a red head ^^Ginger pubes spotted! Uhh.. just sayin'. You know, in case you're playing a drinking game or something.
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Mar 5, 2015 06:05
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tokomon posted:she kept calling random authorities to yell about various "niggers" she'd supposedly spot. Lol That's your shadow grandma
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Mar 5, 2015 13:42
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i dont think getting old makes you crazy. i think crazy people just get old
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opus111 posted:Same. It sucks. She's still my ma tho, ykwim. Truth. She also makes some killer 12 layer cakes. Old white ladies tend to be boss at cakes like you'd get at a bake sale or church luncheon thing. Wedemeyer posted:Does she think the government will turn off smart cars/ cars with electronics in them like mine does? No, but she did keep installing a stupid level of malware and poo poo on the computer and then her husband did the same. And somehow he became a bit convinced that there was a governmental component to the malware. Somehow Norton supposedly protects you from government created malware... buuuuuuuut it didn't work right this time because of a mythical exploit in IE. I couldn't convince them to change anti-virus, but I did get their system cleaned out (and do it all over again weekly, takes about 10 minutes and I get $20 for laughs each time) and smacked noscript and adblock on. YeahSo! posted:^^Ginger pubes spotted!  Machai posted:Lol Was waiting on a couple of ladies today. Very sweet, very charming, very elderly, very white. Pink cardigans, pearls, wearing that god awful Estee Lauder Youth Dew stuff. One touched my hand, looked me in the eye, and said that she was so glad I was there because sometimes the "colored man" (my boss) scared her. The other lady corrected her: "You don't say 'colored', he's African." I have lots of shadow grandmas, I think.
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tokomon posted:No, but she did keep installing a stupid level of malware and poo poo on the computer and then her husband did the same. And somehow he became a bit convinced that there was a governmental component to the malware. Somehow Norton supposedly protects you from government created malware... buuuuuuuut it didn't work right this time because of a mythical exploit in IE. I couldn't convince them to change anti-virus, but I did get their system cleaned out (and do it all over again weekly, takes about 10 minutes and I get $20 for laughs each time) and smacked noscript and adblock on. lol you charge your mom to fix her computer? that's hosed up
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Nah, man. She does that whole "go buy yourself a pizza" thing and hands me a $20 or slips it in my handbag with a smiley face drawn on it. If I give it back, then it turns into a whole passive aggressive thing that somehow winds up with me helping her mulch a flower bed in the spring out of guilt.
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Mar 5, 2015 22:25
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put all old people in death camps. they are a leach on productive society
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I had three different old people offer to take care of my dog if something happened to me in a week, I need my dog to be less charismatic.
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tokomon posted:I have lots of shadow grandmas, I think. Excuse me, I forgot a comma. "That's your shadow, grandma"
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