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tell them you asked SA for advice on how to introduce yourself so youre probably not a very good teacher and they dont need to pay close attention
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Drunk Nerds posted:Sorry, I forgot to add that this consists entirely of me leaking cum out of my gaping rear end in a top hat. I thought that was implied. well yeah duh
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Police Automaton posted:tell them you asked SA for advice on how to introduce yourself so youre probably not a very good teacher and they dont need to pay close attention "What the hell is 'SA'?" "I can't believe you guys never heard of it. It was a huge influence on the internet in its early days. Modern internet culture owes a great debt to those digital pioneers. It all started with a man named Richard..." And then you give your presentation.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:24
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stand on ur hands and allow a slimy torrent of filth to slide out of your rear end across your dick and down your chest until it reaches your mouth then when you taste the remnants of last night's rear end loving turn around and sit up and probably introduce yourself, a little about where you are from and what you led you to teach this class, tell them that your door is always open and that you really want them to make the most of this time and if they have any questions about the material they can either hit you up in class or send you an e-mail. basically just try to be a nice person and they'll be nice back and if they're not then it's their loss 
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Mar 5, 2015 03:25
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dont worry about using "i.e." incorrectly because they wont know the difference
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Mar 5, 2015 03:35
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Pawn 17 posted:Pop quiz rear end in a top hat! i'll pop my quiz in your rear end in a top hat
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Mar 5, 2015 03:40
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Open your mouth and let a torrent of stinging black flies pour out until the entire room is swallowed up in darkness.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:50
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Fart the Star Spangled Banner.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:51
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Put on a Nazi armband and shout "Heil Hitler" at the top of your lungs when you walk into class. Tell them it was just a test to see who would respond in kind, so you'd know who to kick out.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:53
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find the meanest lookin brother in the room and beat him within an inch of his life
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Mar 5, 2015 03:58
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wear a short sleeve shirt so the students can see your swastika tattoo, but dont call attention to it the brotherhood will find you after class
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Mar 5, 2015 03:59
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play HHH's entrance theme and then come out from the back in his gear and then be HHH for the rest of your life
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Mar 5, 2015 04:01
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dress as santa, then inhale all the dicks
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Mar 5, 2015 04:33
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Disguise yourself as a student and go among them. Talk yourself up so everyone is excited at the prospect of taking your class.
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Mar 5, 2015 04:33
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"hi kids, did you ever want to get out of paying parking tickets or restuarent bills? want to get free stuff like gasoline, clothes or electronics? well after you are finished my dick sucking course you will be able to do all these things"
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Mar 5, 2015 04:41
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light a dick on fire and then run out dressed up as a fireman and put it out with your mouth
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Mar 5, 2015 04:41
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just skip the introduction thing, they'll figure out who you are eventually there's no reason to make it easy for them
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Mar 5, 2015 04:43
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dote up a cat
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Mar 5, 2015 04:45
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Irony.or.Death posted:just skip the introduction thing, they'll figure out who you are eventually there's no reason to make it easy for them just introduce yourself as teacher and late fate do its thing.
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Mar 5, 2015 04:45
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just start crying they'll know your name soon
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Mar 5, 2015 04:48
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look for the most pathetic student and start unloading years of pent up frustration high five the nearest jock after reducing the student to a blubbering mess
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Mar 5, 2015 04:54
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Applewhite posted:Open your mouth and let a torrent of stinging black flies pour out until the entire room is swallowed up in darkness. best answer Robbie Fowler posted:look for the most pathetic student and start unloading years of pent up frustration this is how you get shot. students shoot you now.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:36
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make em play two truths and a lie but even after they figure it out dont start the presentation until everyone has explained their reasoning for why they thought each fact was true or false
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Mar 5, 2015 05:40
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A misanthrope posted:
well yeah, i was saying kill yourself in a round about way
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Mar 5, 2015 05:42
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Ghaz posted:make em play two truths and a lie but just say that you suck a mean dick three times
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Mar 5, 2015 05:42
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my dick is real soft
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Mar 5, 2015 05:43
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introduce yourself as Mr Tacorleone and then inform your class that, no, that was your fathers name and that they should call you Don
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Mar 5, 2015 05:51
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for the third one make bunny quotes and then do a eye roll "this guy" motion with your thumb
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Mar 5, 2015 05:53
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one of the first things i tell my class is to pirate the textbook. i am going to get fired eventually. maybe soon.
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Blue Train posted:what class is it Spanish
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