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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch
 
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d0s
Jun 28, 2004

 http://shark.armchair.mb.ca/scissors/

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Let scissors gently caress you!

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
 I'm not clicking that.

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open container
Sep 16, 2008
 my homepage linked to maddox but he never linked back :(

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
 Jokes...

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)
*does a spinkick and easily defeats the op*

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
get hosed

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
 somebody put a lot of effort into something this unfunny

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

 (Everything about it)

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
 What is "your typical friday night" alex?

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
 Well what is it? I'm still not clicking.

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open container
Sep 16, 2008
 web 1.0 essays

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open container
Sep 16, 2008
 still don't click

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Darkman Fanpage posted:

somebody put a lot of effort into something this unfunny

http://www.actsofgord.com/

most effort:most unfunny ratio ever

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i didn't click but seems Albert Fish style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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