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Doing the running man while singing 'Ice ice baby'
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Pivotal Lever posted:you drop your magic cards deck while trying to ollie off the railing next to the football field, scuffing your vans and dropping your discman and scratching your copy of "portrait of an american family." your friend tyler comes up to you and helps you dust the dirt off your NOFX hoodie. "hey we're doing an MI tonight." an MI ("mission impossible") is when you and tyler shoplift wine from the grocery store by putting bottles of it in the deep side pockets of your trench coats. "you want to come?" "yeah i got a bag," you whine, fishing a film canister out of your hoodie pocket and showing tyler the crumbs of pot stowed inside it. "alright!!" tyler exclaims, already digging around in the junk at the bottom of his jansport for an apple or an empty soda can to make a makeshift pipe with. dont post details about my life
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# ? Mar 8, 2015 12:01 |
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mysterious frankie posted:TEN MORE THINGS ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET!!! are you zach parsons. really similar writing style
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# ? Mar 8, 2015 12:38 |
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Kikka posted:really similar writing style I'm guessing it's the result of being failed by the same education system... in the 90s?!?!?!
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mysterious frankie posted:I'm guessing it's the result of being failed by the same education system... in the 90s?!?!?! nah uh Shadow fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Mar 11, 2015 |
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Somebody said Crescent Fresh, and that was the highlight of this thread for me. (born in '78. Only 80s kids will remember group hatred for the homeless/mentally ill)
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 04:38 |
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You just can't find good sources of Godzilla semen anymore, other than his balls and I'm not jacking him off.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:26 |
op has the zack parsons "banal thing plus creepiness" style down pat can't wait to read your lovely book
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:27 |
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ahah remember oscar wilde? woah how about the third party system in the us? oh poo poo remember sherlock holmes? and helium being discovered? and leg o'mutton sleeves? how whack were they? and the gibson girl? and those turkish pants people wore when riding bicycles? but lets pull it back and remember wwounded knee too 1890s unironically better than 1990s
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:30 |
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HomeStuck
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:39 |
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This made me laugh. Not because it was funny, because it is, but because Republicans allowed thousands of people to die on 9/11 so they could then invade Afghanistan and Iraq so they could make shitloads of money off of Halliburton and Blackwater.
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rakovsky maybe posted:op has the zack parsons "banal thing plus creepiness" style down pat can't wait to read your lovely book It's a series, actually. They're on Amazon, are called Pusshumps, and are like the vaunted R.L. Stine series, except all the ghost clowns and plant dads are metaphors for Sex Anxieties.
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