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1: The threat and very real possibility of dying from Typhoid fever! 2. Having to wake up at 4am and go to work at the leather tannery for 20 hours every day! 3. Having to live through TWO Franco-Dahomean wars, like wtf that poo poo was crazy nvr forget 4: Getting your whole crew together and playing stick & hoop in the streets that doubled as open sewers. 5: Jamming out to sounds of the italian immigrant organ grinder and throwing rocks at his dancing monkey. 6. Finding out your dad died in the Lattimer Mine Massacre so now you've got to go out and work the anthracite mines to support your famil. 7. You totally got to experience the unbridled thrill of learning of the discovery of helium, argon, radioactivity, x-rays, neon, krypton, AND MOTHERFUCKING XENON BITCH. 8. You got to read the first Sherlock Holmes story in Strand Magazine before it was a "thing". 9. Having to wait in line for 4 hours just to watch 15 seconds on the Kinetoscope of a naked man jogging in place. 10: Only having a life expectancy of 45! super macho dude fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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SUCK MY drat BALLS, OP!
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:36 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:39 |
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im gay
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:40 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:54 |
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The dreyfus affair STILL makes you and all your friends mad.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:58 |
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motherfucker stick & hoop for bitches mumblypeg where it at
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:58 |
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Everyday you rushed to the newsies to get the latest news on the first Hague conference or as you and your friends called it "The Hague conference".
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:00 |
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Watch Harrison start a loving war.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:20 |
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Must . . .be . . .bled . . . to eliminate . . .*cough* . . .evil . . .humours . . . *dies*
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:35 |
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polio oh wait
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:35 |
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You gave thanks to J.P. Morgan for bailing out your broke-rear end country.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:46 |
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watching william II run germany's foreign policy into the ground lol what a crazy guy
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:47 |
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This new system of alliances in Europe will prevent wars since the cost of going to war with so many nations would be too catastrophic!
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:48 |
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bimetallism 4 lyfe, dawg!
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Imperial Russia will totally crush Japan in a war. That Alice Sanger lady is in the White House. Next thing you know it Women will want to be able to vote in the US. Thanks Harrison! Not my President. Bacontotem fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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Sure sucked to be an 80s kid though! Victoria Hall Disasterquote:The Victoria Hall disaster, in which 183 children died, occurred in Sunderland, Great Britain on 16 June 1883 at the Victoria Hall, which was a large concert hall on Toward Road facing onto Mowbray Park...
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Lets all go out for icecream on our retarded bikes that have the big third wheel.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:15 |
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Ten things only your soon to be dead mother will get as I slit her throat.
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Hearing your parents talk about the good ole days when they didn't have to pay the helpers.
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JebanyPedal posted:Ten things only your soon to be dead mother will get as I slit her throat. It was me. I killed all those prostitutes. Scotland Yard are a bunch of scrubs.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:16 |
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A negro man is boxing champion. It's just a flash in the pan. Anyone try that new lead paint for thier house yet?
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Testikles posted:Sure sucked to be an 80s kid though! Victoria Hall Disaster lol
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Exposes whole body to life-giving x-rays and nods approvingly.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:29 |
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Look alive, Bobby! Here come the strike breakers. Guard your chin.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:32 |
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lol people from the past were retarded and I'm glad they are dead!!!!
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To you, Ragged Dick is a coming-of-age novel about a boot-black who becomes a member of the middle class through hard work and honesty and not something you get when your girlfriend uses too much teeth
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Watching Clint Eastwood knock that poo poo-eatin' Mad Dog Tannen out. It's a shame that Mr. Eastwood died, though, as Tannen's bastard kids look like they're going to turn out to be the same sort of assholes in need of a thrashing.
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william jennings bryan in '96
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third eye blind
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It was 1890-somethin in the world I grew up in Extracted helium from the earth's core The first Sino and Japanese war looking back y'all should have seen me! Oh man did I look cheesy! I wouldnt trade those days for nothin' Oh it was 1890-somethin
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The Mad Archivist posted:lol people from the past were retarded and I'm glad they are dead!!!! Not all 1890's kids are dead. #just1890kids get celebrating your 117th birthday in the nursing home your granddaughter also lives in.
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It’s my birthday today, and I’m 117! That means only one thing…BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every character from every kinetoscope, penny dreadful, nickelodeon, wax cylinder, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*
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who remembers public hangings in the town square? #memories #just1890skids
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That feel when you assassinate the President of the United States, William McKinley.
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tuberculosis
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Spending a quiet sunday afternoon betting on bullbaiting behind the fishmonger shop.
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The Gay '90s
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