need help winning the neopets caption competition

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madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

this is really dang serious ok...??? i need the 10k neopoints but i cant think of a funny joke to save my freakin life... help me out here goons...

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:25

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:15

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

"Die loving furries"

It could be interpreted to mean two different things. Clever stuff.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:29

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

Neopets... exists? Still?

For real!?

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:55

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Captain Candiru posted:

Neopets... exists? Still?

For real!?

OH gently caress I'VE FORGOTTEN TO FEED MINE FOR 11 loving YEARS

the ASPCA is gonna pound me in the rear end

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:58

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

"rape my slutty rear end in a top hat", op

e;fb, sorta

quakster fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Mar 9, 2015

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:59

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

htat picture is a godamn rorschatch test

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:00

Gaybee: Jul 16, 2002

"im gay"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:03

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

street sharks

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:06

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:08

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Beware of Dark Skinned Types Lurking In Your Home

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:08

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

The neopets staff still hasn't realized that for a caption contest to be interesting the picture has to be amusing in at least some remote sense.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:09

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

How did neopets make it beyond 9/11.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:10

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:10

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Captain Candiru posted:

How did neopets make it beyond 9/11.

the ghosts of first responders

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:14

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Those neopets stocks are my 401k and it's time to cash out baby

wait I forgot my name and password from 15 years? ago

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:14

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Captain Candiru posted:

Would

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:15

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

chaosbreather posted:

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:16

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

chaosbreather posted:

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:16

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

Tony Homo posted:

Would

He's all the neopet I need in me.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:17

madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:19

Rodatose: Jul 8, 2008; corn, corn, corn

"Well at least I don't have to water my plants now, hyuck hyuck!"

"Gosh... something seems out of place here... just, gosh...."

"No, seriously, my friend, I can't find you! You sure picked one WHALE of a good hiding place! Oly oxenfree!"

"Flowers? For me? Wow, thanks! And make sure to sign up to the Neopets community newsletter and mailing list for up-to-the-date news on all things Neopets!"

I hope some of these can help you get the ball rolling, OP!!

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:21

more like FAILdows get it: Nov 19, 2007; punch a friend in the butt

"i crave white death"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 07:01

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Beware of samurai rapists hiding behing plants in your home

# ? Mar 9, 2015 07:55

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

chaosbreather posted:

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 08:04

Egoist: Aug 19, 2010; Love myself today
Let you go today; Lipstick Apathy

http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=10057

quote:

I have some sad news to report. Early Friday afternoon, most of The Neopets Team was laid off. According to our source, there are only a handful of programmers left, along with the support team and the monitor team. This is why we did not get news on Friday, and why the NC items released over this weekend do not have images.

We are unsure what Jumpstart's plans are going forward, especially with the app they just released, but the TNTers that have made Neopets what it was over the past 15 years will not all be part of it.

The JN Staff would like to give all of TNT a big thank you and congratulations on an amazing 15 year run. Despite a little complaining along the way, Neopets shaped a lot of us, and it's amazing it lasted as long as it did. (Who knew a web game from 1999 would be online in its original form in 2015??) Best of luck to everyone!

doesn't matter Neopet's is dying

# ? Mar 9, 2015 08:05

CaptainButtSmack: Oct 21, 2008

October Revolution posted:

http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=10057

doesn't matter Neopet's is dying

Ahahaha oh drat

# ? Mar 9, 2015 09:27

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

"Neopets are for losers"

"What am I looking at here?"

"lol at this shark painting it is almost as terrible as the people who play neopets"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 16:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

"Don't let the painting eat you!"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 16:37

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

October Revolution posted:

http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=10057

doesn't matter Neopet's is dying

Guess the owners didn't make it to Clear after all. L. Ron would be disappointed.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 16:43

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

Not enough Neopets loving eachother pictures on the internet for the mainstream status quo i guess

# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:01

Olive Mohel: Nov 8, 2006; Life is more than a series of ones and zeroes.

For Neopets to still be a thing in 2015 I would've expected it to be doing at least something to keep up with the times, but nope, it's still about keeping jpegs happy, but with very slightly more competent art. And a real money item shop. Who's still going there?

# ? Mar 9, 2015 20:20