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Front-page stories from one I just saw: HOW BRUCE JENNER BROKE THE NEWS TO HIS KIDS! JESSICA SIMPSON SHOPPING TELL-ALL! Seriously? A person only has so many fucks to give, who would waste even a single one on this loving garbage? I never supported ISIS before, but I'm starting to rethink my stance on western decadence. I've never actually seen a human being purchase this trash before either, so I am legit curious.
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iono op
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did you just discover that celebrity culture was a thing or what yeah it's super weird and disgusting
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Mar 9, 2015 11:06
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Basic bitches.
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Mar 9, 2015 11:14
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My dumbfuck brother. He's mentally psychotic, gay as a maypole, and a complete and total failure at life even relative to me.
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Mar 9, 2015 11:16
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HMS Interwebs posted:I never supported ISIS before, but I'm starting to rethink my stance on western decadence. Cool man lemme finish this email im sending to fbi.gov and ill write up a reply to your slick post
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Mar 9, 2015 11:17
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mind the walrus posted:My dumbfuck brother. He's mentally psychotic, gay as a maypole, and a complete and total failure at life even relative to me. What's his username?
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Mar 9, 2015 11:18
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mind the walrus posted:total failure at life even relative to me. wow that's really the icing on the cake but you should've started with that.
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Mar 9, 2015 11:18
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I was a grocery store cashier for like 6 months a long time ago and I probably only rung up like 10 newspapers and 2 tabloids ever.
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Mar 9, 2015 11:21
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Cymbal Monkey posted:What's his username? If he had one I genuinely wouldn't want to know. Stik3 posted:wow that's really the icing on the cake but you should've started with that. His e/n posts would be worth a view, I know that much.
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Mar 9, 2015 11:27
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i read highlights
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Mar 9, 2015 11:37
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Robo Reagan posted:Cool man lemme finish this email im sending to fbi.gov and ill write up a reply to your slick post I read the 9/11 thread. I'll take you down with me, traitor
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Mar 9, 2015 11:45
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im taking u down harder than a misanthrope and i are taking down the golden gate bridge with our poison bombs
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Robo Reagan posted:im taking u down harder than a misanthrope and i are taking down the golden gate bridge with our poison bombs *guantanamo guards attaching electrodes to my balls* ROBOOOO REAGAAAAAANNNNNN
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Mar 9, 2015 11:48
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Stay strong, misanthrope! Tell the infidels NOTHING
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Mar 9, 2015 11:51
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who the gently caress is bruce jenner anyway? i never once heard of this person until like six week ago, when his name appeared on every tabloid ever. did he star in like ten movies in the last couple months or something?
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Mar 9, 2015 12:30
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sometimes when i'm waiting for a doctor to not be busy anymore i'll read this magazine, op. it's cool because i get to learn interesting stuff about interesting people and it's a good way to pass the time without getting too invested in what i'm reading (this is why i don't read highlights in the doctors office anymore, i wouldn't even notice the receptionist calling my name)
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Mar 9, 2015 12:39
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HMS Interwebs posted:Stay strong, misanthrope! Tell the infidels NOTHING thnks bro! **posted from the bottom of a nude human pyramid
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Mar 9, 2015 12:42
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Gatekeeper posted:sometimes when i'm waiting for a doctor to not be busy anymore i'll read this magazine, op. it's cool because i get to learn interesting stuff about interesting people and it's a good way to pass the time without getting too invested in what i'm reading (this is why i don't read highlights in the doctors office anymore, i wouldn't even notice the receptionist calling my name) That makes a lot of sense, gatekeeper. Waiting rooms shouldn't even stock highlights
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Mar 9, 2015 12:43
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people who are mentally challenged who dont want to be mentally chaallenged by information
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Mar 9, 2015 12:44
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Until I was like at least 18 I thought it " U-S Weekly" like united states weekly no ive never read it
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Mar 9, 2015 16:44
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I read tabloids when I'm stuck in line a long time. The celebrities who let them self go issues are always disappointing because it's always ones who were fat/gross to begin with.
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I think voyeuristic naked pics would greatly improve readership. They could photoshop them and nobody would even care. Drastic measures are needed when you need to catch up to the high literary level of Highlights.
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mind the walrus posted:My dumbfuck brother. He's mentally psychotic, gay as a maypole, and a complete and total failure at life even relative to me. the key to happiness is being more successful than your siblings
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