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Now I am dying here. Help me, it feels like rape. What should I do? Lowtax is not answering my PM for help.
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Hingehead posted:Now I am dying here. Help me, it feels like rape. What should I do? Lowtax is not answering my PM for help. Finger your bhole
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Mar 11, 2015 23:08
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put your nose in milk
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Mar 11, 2015 23:09
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man when i made a thread like this it was because i took a piss after cutting habaneros, you need to toughen the gently caress up kid
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Mar 11, 2015 23:10
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Hingehead posted:Now I am dying here. Help me, it feels like rape. What should I do? Lowtax is not answering my PM for help. you've been raped in the nose before, op? you're having a rough life
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Mar 11, 2015 23:10
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i pissed once after gutting red thai peppers had to pour milk on my dick to put that fire out
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Mar 11, 2015 23:13
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i took out my contacts after eating jalepenos out of a jar. why yes, i'm a fuckin idiot
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Mar 11, 2015 23:14
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i left my wallet in el segundo, op
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Mar 11, 2015 23:19
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Feels good man
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Mar 11, 2015 23:21
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I was making a curry once while drunk and was at that stage where you need a piss every ten minutes. Anyway I went to the toilet straight after chopping a load of chillies and managed to smear chilli juice over the tip of my cock. Burned pretty good, for a pretty long time. Hmm, reading this thread, my experience actually sounds pretty common, who'da thunk it.
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Mar 11, 2015 23:27
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didntt read, voted cum
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Mar 11, 2015 23:32
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king salmon posted:i left my wallet in el segundo, op dude it's got your jimmy hats in it!
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Mar 11, 2015 23:34
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I was cutting jalapenos and one squirted juice directly up into my right eye. I shrieked like a banshee and tried to rinse my eye out in the sink as best I could. I did not have milk to pour into my eyes. thank god it was not habanero voted give up and die
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Mar 11, 2015 23:34
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Guancho posted:i took out my contacts after eating jalepenos out of a jar. why yes, i'm a fuckin idiot the best part is putting them in again the next day
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Mar 11, 2015 23:34
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yogurt. I discovered this after doing the exact same thing and almost going to the hospital. It's legit worse than your eyes
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Mar 11, 2015 23:52
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Call me when youve rubbed it on your dick im almost there
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Mar 12, 2015 00:19
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yer a pussy cut up a couple pounds of habaneros and then jerk off, then you'll understand true pepper pain
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Mar 12, 2015 00:20
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if you cook with habaneros and you wear contacts, you will learn to buy latex gloves and you will remember to wear them every time.
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Mar 12, 2015 00:21
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jalapenos aren't even hot op
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Mar 12, 2015 00:22
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Be happy you did not touch your wiener or rub your eyes, now stop being a dumbass and snort milk or something.
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Mar 12, 2015 00:33
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Makes you feel alive op
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Mar 12, 2015 00:34
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maybe this isn't the right place for this question but the poll had me wondering: what is goku? i see it brought up a lot on the forums and i'm not familiar with it.
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Mar 12, 2015 00:35
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Gatekeeper posted:maybe this isn't the right place for this question but the poll had me wondering: what is goku? i see it brought up a lot on the forums and i'm not familiar with it. its like a cuck but im gay
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Mar 12, 2015 00:41
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Gatekeeper posted:maybe this isn't the right place for this question but the poll had me wondering: what is goku? i see it brought up a lot on the forums and i'm not familiar with it. its a kind of pants
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Mar 12, 2015 00:42
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Gatekeeper posted:maybe this isn't the right place for this question but the poll had me wondering: what is goku? i see it brought up a lot on the forums and i'm not familiar with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkeOpTPeAtk
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Mar 12, 2015 00:43
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Control Volume posted:man when i made a thread like this it was because i took a piss after cutting habaneros, you need to toughen the gently caress up kid Definitely this. Who the gently caress seriously gets distressed by jalapeno heat? The ones you buy in stores are like, half green pepper anyhow. OP you have a dude with a pony av rightfully telling you to toughen the gently caress up. At this point you may need to join the Marines to fix your poo poo. Bluemillion fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Mar 12, 2015 |
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Mar 12, 2015 00:47
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a hole-y ghost posted:heres an explanation from our the man Lowtax himself. 
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Mar 12, 2015 00:57
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Bluemillion posted:Definitely this. Who the gently caress seriously gets distressed by jalapeno heat? The ones you buy in stores are like, half green pepper anyhow. wats it like to have no sense of taste
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Mar 12, 2015 01:03
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One time i accidentally rubbed pepper juice on every moist hole on my body, sounds like you need to grow aome diiiyck op
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Mar 12, 2015 01:10
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:One time i accidentally rubbed pepper juice on every moist hole on my body, sounds like you need to grow aome diiiyck op
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Mar 12, 2015 01:10
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Oberleutnant posted:Finger your bhole
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Mar 12, 2015 01:37
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I picked your girlfriends vajay-jay after handling a jalepeno, and then she handeled my jalepenois 
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Mar 12, 2015 02:14
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stupid goon dies
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Mar 12, 2015 02:18
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i use sriracha as lube, scrub
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Mar 12, 2015 02:20
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I took a bath on the goddamned sun, check em you fuckin bushleague shitlords
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Mar 12, 2015 02:44
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Jalapeņos are not that bad. Maybe use gloves the next time if it bothered you that bad.
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Mar 12, 2015 02:51
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Control Volume posted:man when i made a thread like this it was because i took a piss after cutting habaneros, you need to toughen the gently caress up kid yeah but he admitted to picking his nose so it's rather unique
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Mar 12, 2015 02:56
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never trust an elf posted:yeah but he admitted to picking his nose so it's rather unique Yes. You don't know what it's like to get raped with brimstone spiked dick coated in spicy cum, penetrating your nose. IT HURTS! It's like skull loving, but with rape and nose.
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now I'm on the op is a pissbitch train
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