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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Wheres the fedora? Fedora is the shining piece of any ladykiller suit.

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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Abu Dave posted:

here is me right now irl



i think if one of your tats says "i eat pussy" or something, you've got a good chance

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it says "i eat, pussy" does that count

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
http://aeglus.tumblr.com/

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Wheres the fedora? Fedora is the shining piece of any ladykiller suit.

What else will mat down my greasy unkempt hair.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
AIDS skirt gangster bruce willis

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

www posted:



the ladies loved it

TRON mormon

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

www posted:



the ladies loved it

If mormons really had that kind of light based sorcery id probably be scared of them and actually be banishable because they'd be like, "AWAY IN THE NAME OF CHRIST YE FOUL CREATURE!" *shines brightly* and id get really scared and run away.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
how do I cross dress to get girls?

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

so discount twink morrisey

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

how do I cross dress to get girls?

two words: rear end jackers

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Abu Dave posted:

how do i dress to get girls?

In camoflage, holding a giant net.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Dress like this dude.



He "gets" girls.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
you need a fedora

Dr Cox MD
Sep 11, 2001

Listen Up, Newbies.
You're tall and thin, rule #1: avoid loose/frumpy clothing. Check out this dude:



Now that's a look.

Honestly tho chicks swoon over tall dudes, so emphasize what you got. Just google around for "tall man fashion" and take some tips.

Above all, avoid: trendy clothing, anything with words/logos/witty sayings. In a word, your clothing should be "timeless"

A pair of simple dress shoes, sharp slacks with a nicer shirt (or button up), and a jacket will never go out of style.

Add in your own flair to personalize it. A cool belt, a nice knit skullcap, or a chunky wrist watch.

Hell, the necklace you have on in your picture would look great if you combo'ed it with an outfit like the one in the pic.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

It's all about confidence and hard work friend. Believe in yourself and eventually you will meet a girl who you are attracted to physically, mentally, spiritually and emotionally, and she will be equally attracted to you. Good luck out there!


Please do not wear a t-shirt with a suit though, I think it does not look very good!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Mooseykins posted:

In camoflage, holding a giant net.

dude rtft I already got his back here

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Abu Dave posted:

it says "i eat, pussy" does that count

get a huge tattoo across your entire face that says "YOUR rear end HERE"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

gary oldmans diary posted:

jean shorts under jean skirt :pram:

CANNOT UNSEE

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
I think you shouldn't dress at all

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
WHAT IF IM FAT

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

Abu Dave posted:

WHAT IF IM FAT

lol dress in a suit made of cash money i guess

Deranged M
Nov 14, 2012

Abu Dave posted:

WHAT IF IM FAT

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gold looks like crap. Wear silver.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


dress in tight jeans, a scarf regardless of the weather and wide rimmed glasses. also a beanie.
or get a sex change operation.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
cargo shorts, polo shirts, new balances, and a fedora is all you need

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

bobthedinosaur posted:

dress in tight jeans, a scarf regardless of the weather and wide rimmed glasses. also a beanie.
or get a sex change operation.

Both of these are troubling.

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