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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I've been having rotten-egg scented farts for the last hour or so, and I've been huffing it. It's actually pretty good even though my head sorta hurts now.

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Are you doing it ironically?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

we all do it but no one talks about it, idiot

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Jenkem high af right now

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

When your own farts make you sick, you know you're in for a bad ride.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i relish my own farts but become furious when others try to share theirs

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I wish guys could queef out of their dicks.








Sigh

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

shameful

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Do some jenkem

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Matey posted:

I wish guys could queef out of their dicks.








Sigh

you can it's just a more manual process to complete the needful

first I grind up some poo poo in a jar and add some piss then put a balloon on top to catch the gases

then i attach the balloon to my cock and push real hard till my balls swell up with the gas

then I get my cuck to dress up like a lady and stand on my nutsack in his high heels

boom! man-queef action

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


who dis

george clooney?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Jeff Sichoe posted:

you can it's just a more manual process to complete the needful

first I grind up some poo poo in a jar and add some piss then put a balloon on top to catch the gases

then i attach the balloon to my cock and push real hard till my balls swell up with the gas

then I get my cuck to dress up like a lady and stand on my nutsack in his high heels

boom! man-queef action

Oooh baby yeah tell me more. Oooh my dick is so hard give me more baby yeeeaaah

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
a poster poo poo in he own mouth

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Jeff Sichoe posted:

boom! man-queef action

epic.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

while you huff yer farts u gotta drink yer ball sweat its like sippin on some whiskey while hittin tha bong yanowatimean

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I went to happy hour with some friends after work. I knew it was a bad idea, but I went anyhow.

Tonight I peed out of my butt in a bar bathroom. P have butt herps.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Gimp Fack posted:

while you huff yer farts u gotta drink yer ball sweat its like sippin on some whiskey while hittin tha bong yanowatimean

Nah man, huff farts out of a balloon like nitrous, drink ball sweat, smoke pubes out of bong. You'll be faded my nigga

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

what is the science behind a hot shower making farts worse? no clothes to filter? moist air? the enclosed space?

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