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Sorry no pics but I really did vomit about 2 hours ago. Pretty sure the cause was a questionable cheeseburger washed down with 7 beers. Burger tasted underdone but it's impossible to say as the purveyor's establishment is so dark all food looks burnt on arrival. As of now I only yacked once but feel pretty crummy overall. GBS crew please diagnose and cure me. God Bless. 
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Sounds like ebola. Please self-quarantine for a period of 120 days. That includes no internet.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:32
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Drink a big glass of water really fast
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Mar 13, 2015 15:32
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Nice, can you get anymore racist.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:35
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Yeah, it was the 'hamburger'. Not that you are a loving drinking lightweight.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:39
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happyhippy posted:loving drinking lightweight
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Mar 13, 2015 15:39
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I am NOT a lightweight and am NOT a racist! It was the cheeseburger, you dolts! The CHEEEEEEESEBURGGER!!! Again any help would be appreciated 
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Mar 13, 2015 15:52
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Actually it's you guys who are the racists for faulting the lactose intolerance of his delicate Asiatic constitution.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:53
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whoa threw up this morning too i also thought it was food i had but this morning #freakyfriday13th
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Mar 13, 2015 15:53
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Post the puke, become a superstar.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:55
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ShaqDiesel posted:Sorry no pics but 
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Mar 13, 2015 15:56
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ShaqDiesel posted:I am NOT a lightweight and am NOT a racist! It was the cheeseburger, you dolts! The CHEEEEEEESEBURGGER!!! go to the emergency room and hang out with DEADBEATS who dont pay they bills then get the doctor to see you and he says to you he says 'ur a homo'
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Mar 13, 2015 15:57
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You know, making light of a fellow human beings gastrointestinal mishaps doesn't make you "cool" or "with it"; it makes you a pretty lousy person IMHO. I ATE TAINTED MEAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HELP!
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Mar 13, 2015 16:47
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Have you tried not throwing up? Hrrrrm?
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Mar 13, 2015 16:51
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Mar 13, 2015 16:54
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wtf happened to gbs having pics. it doesn't even have to be you throwing up it can be the quintessential image of that goon on the couch throwing up. god. fukc.
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Mar 13, 2015 17:06
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It was the gluten in the bread that made you sick. Gluten is v bad for your health.
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Mar 13, 2015 17:07
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ShaqDiesel posted:Sorry no pics but I really did vomit about 2 hours ago. Pretty sure the cause was a questionable cheeseburger washed down with 7 beers. Burger tasted underdone but it's impossible to say as the purveyor's establishment is so dark all food looks burnt on arrival. As of now I only yacked once but feel pretty crummy overall. GBS crew please diagnose and cure me. God Bless. Thank you for the update ShaqDiesel, please keep us similarly updated throughout the day. Before/after weights before movements, food/beverage intake, etc, would be much appreciated. TIA
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Mar 13, 2015 17:08
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In other gross news, I'm pretty sure my cat just farted.
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Mar 13, 2015 17:10
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It was the beer
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Mar 13, 2015 17:13
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cook rubbed his taint on the burger
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Mar 13, 2015 17:14
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It was the beer
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Mar 13, 2015 17:16
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ArtIsResistance posted:wtf happened to gbs having pics. it doesn't even have to be you throwing up it can be the quintessential image of that goon on the couch throwing up. god. fukc. fine prepare your eyes               Japan enters   
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Mar 13, 2015 17:27
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You're clearly suffering from an excess of yellow bile op, you need to increase your levels of choleric bile. This will cool down your humors and make you less agitated and paranoid.
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Mar 13, 2015 17:27
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thank you for all of your contributions, but especially this one, because it shows the vomit being absorbed by the soccer stadium in order to power futbal around the world
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Mar 13, 2015 18:18
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My favourite throat movement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tXzKpmRrFs
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Mar 13, 2015 18:22
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lol it's amateur hour at the alcoholics club. Call me (don't bother) when you have been vomiting for 24 hours straight, scrub.
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Mar 13, 2015 18:34
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Hey guys, it turned out I passed out at the bar and some wisenheimers sewed my rear end in a top hat closed. I couldn't poo poo so I could only evacuate waste by vomiting...so in a roundabout way it was the beer Lmbo. I've got an appointment with a seamstress to "let out" my "anus" so that should do the trick. Twelve of my cousins died from dutch belly so I'm pretty paranoid about digestion. Thanks for all your prayers!!
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Mar 13, 2015 19:00
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Good luck getting your rear end un-sewn, OP. I might also recommend a tall glass of ginger ale if your stomach gives you any more trouble.
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Mar 13, 2015 20:31
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can't you just scissor up a second anus
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Mar 13, 2015 20:56
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ShaqDiesel posted:Hey guys, it turned out I passed out at the bar and some wisenheimers sewed my rear end in a top hat closed. I couldn't poo poo so I could only evacuate waste by vomiting...so in a roundabout way it was the beer Lmbo. I've got an appointment with a seamstress to "let out" my "anus" so that should do the trick. Twelve of my cousins died from dutch belly so I'm pretty paranoid about digestion. Thanks for all your prayers!! That's the excess yellow bile talking. If the problem is a sewn shut anus you might need some black bile as well, which I think means once you get your rear end in a top hat unsewn you should try and eat your beer shits.
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Mar 13, 2015 21:31
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:That's the excess yellow bile talking. If the problem is a sewn shut anus you might need some black bile as well, which I think means once you get your rear end in a top hat unsewn you should try and eat your beer shits. Eat. poo poo. Got it, thanks.
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It's starting to seem less and less likely that anyone gave this little kid beer
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