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*lets slaves feel important for one day a year* *empire lasts for centuries*
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:loves Grecian culture so much, pounds them into dust. Out of love.*
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Noctis Horrendae posted:*sees cross in sky* That didn't happen. He just said that happened like 20 years later when Christianity was "a thing". In the meantime he just let his dudes worship whoever. When it became convenient he was like "Oh YEAH! YEAH that totally happened!" and it was right at the time he had to make some important christian dogma official that he decided that "gently caress yeah! I saw the cross in the sky! AND I'M the emperor! So...I'm right! So listen to me!" ...and then the christians still felt slighted. loving Jews-lite, am I right?
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Mar 19, 2015 04:02
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Arianism broke up the Roman empire more than bad august'ing did. qtiyd
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Mar 19, 2015 04:03
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Noctis Horrendae posted:*sends thousands of men to their deaths over a tiny little Gallic fort, somehow capturing it despite being severely outnumbered* what battle was this
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Mar 19, 2015 04:04
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was alesia a fort? i know they did a double circurmvallation
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i guess thats what you're talking about. seems to make most sense. i just didnt know it was a fort originally but that totally makes sense
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Mar 19, 2015 04:05
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"Ok guys, what this crumbling millennial empire needs is a polar dichotomy about what the greek words for 'Are' and 'Is' mean. This will determine the course of Western culture for 2000 years. Debate." --Diocletian through Constantine's great grand children as the empire falls. Afternoon session: Pictures of Saints? Should we blind our royal children over them and recall our generals? A study in "JUST loving STOP IT AND RECONQUER EUROPE ALREADY JESUS gently caress"
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Frostwerks posted:was alesia a fort? i know they did a double circurmvallation the combat took place primarily around a fort that surrounded the city @constantine cool. thanks for the correction. documentary I watched led me to believe otherwise 
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Mar 19, 2015 04:47
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Big Beef City posted:The roman's didn't have special places for vomiting. i know. i was trying to make a joke about the german word 'abfahrt' but it probably wasn't a very good one 
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Mar 19, 2015 05:08
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*wears clothing that will be defaced by young adult filth a millennium or so down the line*
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Mar 19, 2015 05:13
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*Painfully injures penis plowing a slave girl. Kills all his slaves dutifully.*
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Mar 19, 2015 05:21
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*congratulates you on your marriage by loving your wife in front of you*
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Mar 19, 2015 05:55
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Big Beef City posted:"Ok guys, what this crumbling millennial empire needs is a polar dichotomy about what the greek words for 'Are' and 'Is' mean. This will determine the course of Western culture for 2000 years. Debate." tell me more
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Mar 19, 2015 07:12
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cuts a dudes dick off to be his new wife. Stays in power for 10+ years after
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Mar 19, 2015 07:20
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*Is dead and gay*
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Mar 19, 2015 07:38
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Dead Gay Romans posted:*Is dead and gay* lol
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Mar 19, 2015 08:18
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Welp can't get up to this plateau to kill jews guess we'll just build a huge loving mound to it. Wait what they committed mass suicide? Damnit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masada
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Mar 19, 2015 09:38
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karn1635 posted:*Painfully injures penis plowing a slave girl. Kills all his slaves dutifully.* src plz
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Mar 19, 2015 10:15
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*Is the coolest Roman ever and did lots of cool stuff but all written accounts of his deeds were lost in a fire so no one remembers him*
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Mar 19, 2015 13:17
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*loses stupid metal eagle on a stick* *is super butthurt for generations*
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Mar 19, 2015 20:50
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*is last true Roman to ever live, isn't cognizant of that fact*
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Mar 19, 2015 21:05
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is jesus divine in nature, or is he a man of divine origins?
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Mar 19, 2015 21:16
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let's have a bloody schism deciding this
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let's declare any sect of christianity that isn't us heretical and kill them all, essentially serving as the proto-catholic inquisition
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Noctis Horrendae posted:let's declare any sect of christianity that isn't us heretical and kill them all, essentially serving as the proto-catholic inquisition Let's just copy paste all the pagan stuff we do now only change all the names and glue fig leaves on all the boobs and boners and call it a day
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Mar 20, 2015 00:32
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*eyes naem's 9 inch cock* BARBARIAN
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Mar 20, 2015 03:18
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Let's talk about some mother loving AGRARIAN LAND REFORMS. Seriously give the plebs back some land. No don't extend your villa. gently caress just a little bit of land then. *is beaten to death in street*
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Mar 20, 2015 03:34
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*stabs dictator for life, throws country into civil war that results in an even more powerful dictator*
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Mar 20, 2015 03:58
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THIRTEEN!
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Mar 20, 2015 04:04
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Why don't you and the whole Thirteenth all line up and suck my cock 
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Mar 20, 2015 10:22
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*washes out mouth with only the finest imported urine*
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*Has new baby, doesn't really want it, goes and tosses it into baby-disposal-gulch, no one bats an eye*
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Mar 20, 2015 11:23
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*puts down the foundations in blueprints and planning for a systematic network of railway transporation throughout Italy, preempting the industrial revolution by 1700 years* *doesn't bother doing it because of cost*
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Myron Baloney posted:*Has new baby, doesn't really want it, goes and tosses it into baby-disposal-gulch, no one bats an eye* Too bad the extincted that fukkin birth control plant.
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Mar 20, 2015 12:17
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Myron Baloney posted:*Has new baby, doesn't really want it, goes and tosses it into baby-disposal-gulch, no one bats an eye* *is modern day China*
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Mar 20, 2015 13:26
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The Romans had the best pornography
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Noctis Horrendae posted:*is last true Roman to ever live, isn't cognizant of that fact* *is actually Spanish or English or some poo poo
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Rumor tells, grrrrlsweatshirt, that you are a virgin, and that nothing is purer than your fleshy delights. Nevertheless, you do not bathe with the correct part covered: if you have the decency, move your panties onto your face. 
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*builds a bitchin aquaduct system to supply entire city population with fresh drinking water* *funnels the last half mile through lead pipes* lol pwned
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