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Just suck his dick a bit. How do you know you won't like it if you haven't tried?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 17:59 |
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Dude did you accidentally the whole date?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:30 |
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Weener Beater posted:What if you stretch your foreskin over the head of his penis in a docking maneuver, is that gay? Sofa King Gay
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:32 |
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Weener Beater posted:What if you stretch your foreskin over the head of his penis in a docking maneuver, is that gay? lol if that was gay you'd have to lock up every sunday school teacher in the country!
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:40 |
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UPDATE So as expected we went to Outback Steakhouse for Steak & Lobster & a bloomin' onion. Dinner was good. Then we got some drinks at a local gay bar. We had a good time. Then we went back to his place to play some Smash Bros, and he sucked my dick. It was weird but I came. Then he asked if I would do him, and I said that I wasn't ready. We are doing it again on Friday or Saturday.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:11 |
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Did he have a unix beard?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:24 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Did he have a unix beard? Whats that, im not gay so im new to some of the terminolgy
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:26 |
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congrats on your new relationship, you loving gaylord
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:31 |
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who's dick was bigger
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:31 |
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In case anyone doesn't have time to read the whole thread, the joke is gay people.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:32 |
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It's a kind of facial growth like massive unruly pubic hair but for your face. It's sorta contagious if you make contact so watch out.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:32 |
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I should say the popular joke, made by people other than JakeP.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:32 |
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Karate Bastard posted:It's a kind of facial growth like massive unruly pubic hair but for your face. It's sorta contagious if you make contact so watch out. oh i already have one
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:34 |
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Oh that's all good then. On another note gently caress I just went onto yiffr what do I do? how do I exit?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:35 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh that's all good then. swipe right
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:39 |
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I don't think it's working. E: well poo poo, it wouldn't close before creating a profile so I just put a bunch of stuff thinking the option would come up, and now it's registered bumfuck Tennessee as my "preference" and autocompleted with my actual street address how do I delete this? E2: don't think I should have swiped right. E3: apparently I have a fursona now and it's some real unconvincing mtf badger it's got pictures and everything this is bullshit I didn't put any of this in?! Really don't think I should have swiped right. Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Mar 17, 2015 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I don't think it's working. keep swiping right eventually it will unstick itself and allow you to delete
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:00 |
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I refuse to use the -r family of apps until they make one for my specific fetish
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:04 |
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Right whew that did it, you're a real hero thanks E: you should give this a spin, dude above me, it's reeeeeeal configurable. Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Mar 17, 2015 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:I refuse to use the -r family of apps until they make one for my specific fetish im waiting for gapr
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:39 |
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Weener Beater posted:What if you stretch your foreskin over the head of his penis in a docking maneuver, is that gay? No, it's called the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project and was a touching symbol of detente and the possibility of peaceful co-existence between beautiful, manly men of different creeds and cultures.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:55 |
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Saga posted:No, it's called the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project and was a touching symbol of detente and the possibility of peaceful co-existence between beautiful, manly men of different creeds and cultures.
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