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this thing tastes like poo poo and not at all like chocolate, WTF are you selling, LINDT? This sure as gently caress ain't choc!
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F CK
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Mar 17, 2015 04:03
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here's a life hack: dont chew on it or the tannins come out and give it a bitter taste. you're supposed to let it melt in your mouth slowly without chewing
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Mar 17, 2015 04:22
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nice. livin that 90% chocolate life.
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Mar 17, 2015 04:23
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I once saw a guy around here who paid like $400 for a burger and fries at the airport. he is dead. good luck shitass
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Mar 17, 2015 04:25
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the other 10% is poop
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Mar 17, 2015 04:26
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If you eat and enjoy anything under 72% real coco, then you're basically human garbage. First time I tried a Hershey's chocolate bar I threw it out because I was sure it somehow spoiled or got contaminated. A few years later I tried another and realized they are supposed to taste like puke.
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Mar 17, 2015 04:28
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dad gay. so what posted:I once saw a guy around here who paid like $400 for a burger and fries at the airport. he is dead. good luck shitass i guess if he's dead then he probably didn't mind paying that much for a burger. like if i was going to die in the next 20 minutes and i was stuck in an airport and there was a halfway decent burger to be had for $400 then i'd def blow my money on that since there's probably no hookers at the airport
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Mar 17, 2015 04:30
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Eat it with a bit of candied ginger. It evens out the taste nicely
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Mar 17, 2015 04:33
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Police Academy III posted:i guess if he's dead then he probably didn't mind paying that much for a burger. like if i was going to die in the next 20 minutes and i was stuck in an airport and there was a halfway decent burger to be had for $400 then i'd def blow my money on that since there's probably no hookers at the airport It's a really bad burger, but everyone who bought it says it's good because who wants to admit they spent $400 on a lovely burger
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Mar 17, 2015 04:37
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you might as well mainline baking cocoa at that point op
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Mar 17, 2015 04:43
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I am still miffed coconut gets a bad rap.
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Mar 17, 2015 04:47
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Did you try putting ketchup on it you loving child?
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Mar 17, 2015 04:48
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that chocolate is made with child slave labor, op. maybe try to appreciate their sacrifice a little more next time you monster
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Mar 17, 2015 05:22
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Noir puissant
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Mar 17, 2015 05:23
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a hole-y ghost posted:Noir puissant Haha this guy called you a French pussy, OP. Whatcha got to say about that?
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Mar 17, 2015 05:26
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Blistex posted:If you eat and enjoy anything under 72% real coco, then you're basically human garbage. It wasn't just you, it's just your taste hasn't been hosed up since childhood so you actually noticed it: quote:The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation. This compound gives the product a particular sour, "tangy" taste, to which the US public has become accustomed, to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.[1]
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Mar 17, 2015 05:33
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if you get like little chips of it of pure cocoa and sprinkle it on poo poo (eg berries) its good, but if you try to eat it on its own it tastes like wood. thats just life, amigos
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Mar 17, 2015 05:38
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Most commercial chocolate sold here in North America tastes like granulated sugar mixed with coco powder sintered into a bar-like shape. European chocolate is far more savory for some reason.
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Maybe you should have bought babby chocolate or have just eaten sugar, I dunno. Protip for those who like dark chocolate: Cost Plus sells a 99% cacao bar which is pretty awesome.
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