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vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
whats with the red text

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

vug posted:

whats with the red text


are you talking to me?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

RideTheSpiral posted:

are you talking to me?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
there ya go OP

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

RideTheSpiral posted:

well im quite oily and have a carrot in me

so she never ate your carrot? explains why shes fat at least

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfhphrmKdsg

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
pls stop confusing me in my own thread im drunk

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
mookface drunk

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

RideTheSpiral posted:

mookface drunk

:rip:

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
did you get drunk and beat her up and then go north for work and leave ur kids behind op

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

did you get drunk and beat her up


lol if you dont beat your wife and run away

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
lol if ur wife cries to SA about it

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
dont call daughter, who cares

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I feel bad for fat chicks that have small or no boobs. They may as well just kill themselves.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Jose Oquendo posted:

I feel bad for fat chicks that have small or no boobs. They may as well just kill themselves.

I like small boobs but there's a hack for this if you want big boobs. Just eat a lot and get fat. I could give myself boobs if I tried.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Professor Tomtom posted:

loving fat women owns.

You've never kissed a girl, Professor Tomtom.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

utterlycorrupt posted:

More like SHE didn't work out

hahaha OP hosed up his own OP

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Peta posted:

You've never kissed a girl, Professor Tomtom.

heavens i can only imagine that its magical

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Peta posted:

You've never kissed a girl, Professor Tomtom.

And what's wrong with that?

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

why?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Peta posted:

You've never kissed a girl, Professor Tomtom.

I don't date 3d

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

RideTheSpiral posted:

dont call daughter, who cares

Dad negligent. So what.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Professor Tomtom posted:

I don't date 3d

What about figurines?

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Wicker Man posted:

Is it true about fat chicks and giving head?

no. I've gotten head from fat chicks and they're all sloppy and lazy about it, just like everything else they do. The best head comes from filthy, dirty, sluts who have had a lot of experience suckin a lot of dicks.

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

fakeaccount posted:

no. I've gotten head from fat chicks and they're all sloppy and lazy about it, just like everything else they do. The best head comes from filthy, dirty, sluts who have had a lot of experience suckin a lot of dicks.

Lol but let's not be too hasty here, sometimes the rumors are true. Mostly it's the decent-looking gals who slack off in that department, just because they can get away with it. I've had fat girls go after my junk like it was a stick of butter deep-fried in chocolate and drizzled with caramel. But enough about grandma

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