Who KOed Wayne Rooney?

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Beep Street: Aug 22, 2006; Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

Slugnoid posted:

Is this just Wayne Rooney was dead and an angel brought him back to life or am I missing some forums injoke here?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:15

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:47

Average Lettuce: Oct 22, 2012

Beep Street posted:

Is this just Wayne Rooney was dead and an angel brought him back to life

Yes

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:27

Zurreco: Dec 27, 2004; Cutty approves.

Beep Street posted:

Is this just Wayne Rooney was dead and an angel brought him back to life or am I missing some forums injoke here?

Would it matter either way?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:50

Altair Knight: Jun 1, 2006

Zurreco posted:

Would it matter either way?

No, and this is a fifa miracle.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:38

Anita Dickinme: Jan 24, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Holy gently caress between this and the minecraft riot thread I am dead.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:53

Lazerbeam: Feb 4, 2011

Some of the Sheep posted:

xmen?

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:41

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Lazerbeam posted:

xmen?

First class guess.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 03:35

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

I'm too lazy to do these properly:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:59

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Some of the Sheep posted:

I'm too lazy to do these properly:

This is perfect.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 05:44

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Some of the Sheep posted:

I'm too lazy to do these properly:

Great shop kid, that was one in a million.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 07:43

ranbo das: Oct 16, 2013

Helical Nightmares posted:

Great shop kid, that was one in a million.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 15:58

Booties: Apr 4, 2006; forever and ever

Some of the Sheep posted:

Wow I never realized how the camera does the same movement for Prof X simultaneously with the kill shot by Magneto. Very cool. Too bad 90% of that movie sucked balls.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 16:50

Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

# ? Mar 25, 2015 17:13

Riotgrrill: Sep 3, 2004

Helical Nightmares posted:

Great shop kid, that was one in a million.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 17:33

Sir Pukesalot: Nov 3, 2012

This thread is looking good, voted :boom:

, and can't wait for more content!

# ? Mar 25, 2015 18:09

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

# ? Mar 25, 2015 18:37

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

This is really good, but also, what the hell actually happened to him?

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:13

Booties: Apr 4, 2006; forever and ever

alnilam posted:

This is really good, but also, what the hell actually happened to him?

I believe he's trying to draw a foul against a ghost.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:25

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

alnilam posted:

This is really good, but also, what the hell actually happened to him?

He was boxing in his kitchen with friend who plays for another team in England, and that friend knocked his rear end out. The Sun got a hold of it and published it online the day before that match. Rooney then scored and did that celebration, which was pretty genius, tbh, defused the whole thing.

That said, he got knocked out like a bitch:

That punch reminds me a bit of this:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:45

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

TheBigAristotle posted:

That punch reminds me a bit of this:

Rule 1: You don't talk about United.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:28

Booties: Apr 4, 2006; forever and ever

Jesus Christ. I didn't know that part of the story.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:38

Trevor Hale: Dec 8, 2008; What have I become, my Swedish friend?

To be fair, I think he was playing it up for the camera. They're boxing in their socks on a tile floor. I'm guessing he just slipped.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:06

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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