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Just wondering if god exists op
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:15 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 13:04 |
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there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:15 |
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ThereIsNoGod PurePwnage
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:16 |
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oh barfoid
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:16 |
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maybe but prolly not. who knows op fake edit: oh thats what your asking. nobody knows op
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:16 |
Did God get permission to impregnate Mary? Is God a rapist?
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:18 |
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NakedWithCandy posted:Did God get permission to impregnate Mary? Is God a rapist? yes. god is a rapist. she was also his daughter so it was incest too.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:26 |
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God exists.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:33 |
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god exists, why else would he create a butthole. its to kinkshame u, gods a dick and is laughing at all of us rubes
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:45 |
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its me op im god!
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:46 |
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god exists but so do the irish
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:46 |
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Nefarious posted:its me op im god! OH LORD! WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING SO THAT I MAY DO IT!
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:46 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:OH LORD! WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING SO THAT I MAY DO IT! paypal me ten bucks
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:47 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:OH LORD! WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING SO THAT I MAY DO IT! wait this isnt the second god post.. or is it.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:47 |
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this is a complicated topic the answer to which probably says more about your background, culture, station in life, and personal philosophy than any real answer as to the nature of the infinite, let alone the wishy-washy stuff like saying "well humanity is mortal and the universe is vast and infinite so there must be some kind of higher form of existence" which in itself is a roundabout way of saying that, no god isn't real and all religion is wrong. anyway with that out of the way let me say that goku is a manifestation of the godhead
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:49 |
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What if?
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:50 |
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The perennial posting of Internet atheist threads on GBS is clear proof that God exists, and he hates us.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:52 |
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Why don't you ask him yourself... When you die surrounded by loved ones in your bed at a ripe old age after living a long fulfilling life
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:53 |
CaptainSarcastic posted:The perennial posting of Internet atheist threads on GBS is clear proof that God exists, and he hates us.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:54 |
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god is the only real thing and concepts of the materialist ontology such as being and extension are faulty abstractions, op.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:56 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:god is the only real thing and concepts of the materialist ontology such as being and extension are faulty abstractions, op. hosed up if true
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:57 |
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yeah his name is xan kriegor
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:59 |
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can i get a hail satan
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:09 |
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God is a never ending spiral of quantum dongs which very well exists hth
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:12 |
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Gods are real but they don't have anything to do with us. The life of a god is having your every whim instantly fulfilled they don't need to bother us at all.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:13 |
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NakedWithCandy posted:Did God get permission to impregnate Mary? Is God a rapist? God sent an agel to tell her beforehand, and she was amped. Its called The Annunciation. Also the name of by Christian metal band (we are terrible and don't exist).
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:13 |
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NightVis posted:can i get a hail satan hail satan
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:13 |
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god has a hosed up sense of humor
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:16 |
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black humor is the highest form of worship
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:17 |
Agag posted:God sent an agel to tell her beforehand, and she was amped. Its called The Annunciation. Also the name of by Christian metal band (we are terrible and don't exist). Yeah, but it's like saying a boss saying you should have sex with me it's your choice though. Only like infinity worse. Mary couldn't really say no.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:17 |
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NightVis posted:can i get a hail satan Hail Satan.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:18 |
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if god exists, by its very definition it is unknowable to man. it is everything and nothing all at once. its everywhere and nowhere all at once. it is the shared experience of all things at all times. it is so far beyond human comprehension its most basic interpretation has confounded man for eons. basically what im saying *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:21 |
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The scientists who work at that CERN supercollider solved this one last year, but the story got buried by the missing Malaysian airplane. Turns out ancient Egyptian religion is the right one. So we're kind of hosed now that we haven't been making mummies for 2000 years and lost some of the important spells. Also we do cremation a lot now, which is like tomahawk slamming your soul directly into the maw of Apep, the Eater of the Dead.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:21 |
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yes. god is love
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:30 |
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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:black humor is the highest form of worship Sister Act redeemed the sins of entire nations
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