Neutrino posted:

In my religious belief system we have two planes of existence. The first is loosely translated as "the bed". In the "bed" you sleep for eternity except when the alarm goes off. Then it is time to move to the next plane, which we call "United Airlines". This plane takes off from the "bed" and flies for a very long time, after which you again land the "bed". Except it is a different "bed" but kinda the same I guess. Nobody really knows because when you dead, you dead. Neither is really a bad place and isn't equivalent to heaven and hell. When some people die they may start out in the "bed" and some will start out in "United Airlines". The big guy that controls it all is named Jed, not God. He is cool and will sometimes sit and toke with you.