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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
is?

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Tastes like candy.

texasmed
May 27, 2004
wat?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
BEACUSE IT GETS YOU PREGNANET

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
:shrug:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

its a mystery op

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



:biotruths:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

not just girls op

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
is it cuz their dads have peni so they r attracted to their dad

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
powers them up like a battery

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



they don't

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina. I understand that many men find the practice enjoyable as well.

other than that we don't really like them, they're super-weird to look at.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Pththya-lyi posted:

Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina. I understand that many men find the practice enjoyable as well.

other than that we don't really like them, they're super-weird to look at.

you take that back

they're not weird... they look like big friendly alien hotdogs :unsmith:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Pththya-lyi posted:

Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina.

huh?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Pththya-lyi posted:

Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina.

that's so crazy

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pththya-lyi posted:

Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina.

this sounds highly suspect. mayhaps you mean anus?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Pththya-lyi posted:

Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina. I understand that many men find the practice enjoyable as well.

other than that we don't really like them, they're super-weird to look at.

They should buy a dildo and not bother with fatty dumb idiots. You're all fat dumb idiots. All except me. I am, of course, the only exception.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
because it's mightier than the sword?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Because Pens are better than Pencils!

Haha, get it!?

:iamafag:

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Pththya-lyi posted:

Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina. I understand that many men find the practice enjoyable as well.

other than that we don't really like them, they're super-weird to look at.

uh wut...

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
in my experience many women enjoy the sight, feel, and taste of an attractive penis

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Many women like my penis

I am a successful man and many women have tested my penis

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
have you joined the pen 15 club OP

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
They're pretty funny op. Have you seen one?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



glands are light pink like berries OP they can't help but try to pick them

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
It reminds people of the gentle earthworms that will care for us when we pass, playing penochle on our snouts.

Peni look like worms
Fleshy friendly little worms
Playing in the soil

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Pththya-lyi posted:

Because it feels good when a man puts his penis inside your vagina. I understand that many men find the practice enjoyable as well.

men don't have vaginas idiot

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


pen15 club heh

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Pen is?
Mightier
than the s
word

hope this helps op

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
i love pens, especially purple ones

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
my name is glen and I like to pen

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it reminds them of the cute pet xenomorphs they had as children

Funxion
Nov 30, 2005

This man talks to empty chairs at conventions. Please help this man back to being an idol. Fight Alzheimers!
I see ladies chew pens up hardcore sometimes. *crunch crunch*

Dat plastic you see, tastes like blueberry.

Why are others talking about penis?

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
I dunno. Money maybe? Good question OP, really make you think.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

The Whole Internet posted:

you take that back

they're not weird... they look like big friendly alien hotdogs :unsmith:

cocktail sausage :smith:

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Ooh, I gotta write this in my diary in 20 different colours

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