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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I live at my Girlfriends house , she goes to work and pay's all the bills
i cant be bothered to work
i drink a bottle of red wine every night and smoke 20 cigarettes a day
i play poker well but every time i get a nice bankroll i blow 90% of it and grind it back up again
i masturbate twice a day and bone the GF when she gets back from work
everynow and then i get to withdraw enough from my bankroll to pay for a hooker
and when im really bored i make prank calls to all the business's in my village
buts that when im not watching people get owned on liveleak

I consider myself very fortunate to live this way

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
op has it all figured out

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hi dave

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