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*gives birth, child turns into a pile of rot* *only liquids are mercury* *opens mouth, poo poo starts pouring out*
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Someone help that man, his posts are jsut spewing out of his mouth!!
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Mar 20, 2015 16:44
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*am gay with 10 people at the same time*
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You are standing on a flat plane. it extends infinitely in every direction. The ground is made of glass shards, and the only liquid for thousands of miles is a puddle of AIDS blood.
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Mar 20, 2015 16:47
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I started crying and small herons flew out and bit my orchid mothers face off
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Mar 20, 2015 16:50
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*walks to work along roads paved with broken glass and used syringes* I say "walks", in reality my arms and legs fell off a long time ago and I now have to propel myself forward using only my dick.
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owns a dog but the dogs actually a man sized tick and it's eating your foot
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> Take analgesic
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Mar 20, 2015 16:52
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Posts in something awful forums
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*gives thirsty child clean water, burns on contact*
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Mar 20, 2015 16:58
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The most common form of housing is hollowed out mounds of arbys roastbeef
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Mar 20, 2015 16:58
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Baracula posted:Someone help that man, his posts are jsut spewing out of his mouth!! haha
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Mar 20, 2015 17:06
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his jokes are poop 
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spends 20 hours in a rock mine mining only the sharpest most jagged of rocks- and here's the kicker, get ready for it -the rocks are for eating
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Mar 20, 2015 17:09
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the other 4 hours a day? someone whips you while you cry and eat rocks
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Mar 20, 2015 17:10
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Digital Fingers posted:spends 20 hours in a rock mine mining only the sharpest most jagged of rocks- and here's the kicker, get ready for it -the rocks are for eating apollo 18 sucked
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*didnt like the other 9 worlds i lived on"
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Mar 20, 2015 17:12
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*praises the ruinous powers for salvation* *warhams isn't real, dies*
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Mar 20, 2015 17:12
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*spends day sifting through piles of feces with nose, eyes watering from stench* "It's a living" 
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Mar 20, 2015 17:35
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pays 10 bitcoins for a hooker, is haunted by a spitting whorecloud for the rest of eternity
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DaveSplitter posted:*gives birth, child turns into a pile of rot* you just described my friday night thing
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