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make sure you get an independent one so you don't have some 9ft black dude waiting outside to kill you and take your weed. also have them come to your place cause the police are lazy and only do sting in grimey motels. also something about my mother being a prostitue op
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just post emote
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solid advice thanks bro
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Will  suffice? Also, will they try to stay the night? I like to cuddle.
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you can do it right off the internet now? i still go to bad neighborhoods (like mine) and look for suggestively dressed women who aren't carrying purses. just usin the old world wide web seems easier and probably better.
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Mar 20, 2015 22:34
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$10 is not enough and they will never stay the night unless you kill them
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Mar 20, 2015 22:34
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CraigsList OP,been there done that, worth money
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Mar 20, 2015 22:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kE0pxRkMtQ love this tune and prostitutes/strippers that be suckin it do you like hang out and show her your collections or just go for an economy chuck OP?
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Mar 20, 2015 22:36
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if dude's 9 foot tall he's got a career being 9 foot tall not robbing your lovely skunk
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I don't show them my place because I don't think they are interested in hockey equipment, drones, or my servers
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you dont order them rear end in a top hat, they're people. you have the wrong attitude about this
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how do you know for sure that they're a real prostitute if you can't see whether or not they're carrying a purse, though? this is the part that confuses me
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Gatekeeper posted:you can do it right off the internet now? i still go to bad neighborhoods (like mine) and look for suggestively dressed women who aren't carrying purses. just usin the old world wide web seems easier and probably better. Here are some places that my friend uses http://www.theeroticreview.com/ http://www.eros.com/
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Mar 20, 2015 22:39
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You could make yourself lose a bunch of weight and be attractive-ish and then women have sex with you for free sometimes because they want to
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uG posted:I don't show them my place because I don't think they are interested in hockey equipment, drones, or my servers i would go the extra
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Um double post I'm not fat anymore
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i have sex with randos too but I got other poo poo to do than put in enough work to bang multiple strange more than once a week. it's also cheaper probably
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uG posted:it's also cheaper probably honestly just go to Al-Anon meetings to meet girls and you'll never have to pay for anything because they'll buy you pretty much whatever because they think it'll make you love them more and then they can fix you like they wanted to fix daddy but couldn't
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Mar 20, 2015 22:46
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more ordering prostitute tips please, should i tel them im a virgin for example?
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Mar 20, 2015 22:48
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www posted:more ordering prostitute tips please, should i tel them im a virgin for example? do you think they would try harder to make your first time more memorable or would they not try hard at all because they know you don't know any better? lotta questions raised by this thread, hmm....
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2003 reg date, talks about prostitutes Your posts are like crying bathroom scales
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one time i got rejected by a prostitute. it was a low point in my life.
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Gatekeeper posted:honestly just go to Al-Anon meetings to meet girls and you'll never have to pay for anything because they'll buy you pretty much whatever because they think it'll make you love them more and then they can fix you like they wanted to fix daddy but couldn't
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Rapman the Cook posted:2003 reg date, talks about prostitutes lol
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only time I ever tried it the prostitute arrived dead because they didn't cut any air holes in the shipping crate.
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lol the prudes start showing up
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Gatekeeper posted:honestly just go to Al-Anon meetings to meet girls and you'll never have to pay for anything because they'll buy you pretty much whatever because they think it'll make you love them more and then they can fix you like they wanted to fix daddy but couldn't whoa ... wait.. what
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fetlife is good for this stuff, according to e/n.
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sucks about your weed
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Gatekeeper posted:honestly just go to Al-Anon meetings to meet girls and you'll never have to pay for anything because they'll buy you pretty much whatever because they think it'll make you love them more and then they can fix you like they wanted to fix daddy but couldn't my buddy started going to aa and was thirteenth stepping within a month. of course they just turned their addictive impulses into a sad co-dependent relationship that went on for way too long
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:my buddy started going to aa and was thirteenth stepping within a month. of course they just turned their addictive impulses into a sad co-dependent relationship that went on for way too long ..about the same as WITH the alcohol. Imagine that.
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Gatekeeper posted:honestly just go to Al-Anon meetings to meet girls and you'll never have to pay for anything because they'll buy you pretty much whatever because they think it'll make you love them more and then they can fix you like they wanted to fix daddy but couldn't This is solid advice right here. Best part is you don't even have to be a real alcoholic to take advantage of it, just a douchebag. I myself am both, so it's win-win really.
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When I need strange pussy I just call the OP's mom.
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utterlycorrupt posted:This is solid advice right here. Best part is you don't even have to be a real alcoholic to take advantage of it, just a douchebag. I myself am both, so it's win-win really. literally the only effort this takes is learning the serenity prayer, i don't know why more people don't do it too. lmao if you don't keep lists of 12 step meetings around for when you don't feel like meeting women at bars anymore
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I'm ordering a bloodthirsty tard off of https://www.bloodthirstytards.com to come and kill your dumb bitch rear end!
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Mar 21, 2015 06:04
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I ordered a pizza off the internet just this very day Is it like that?
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They actually don't want flowers even though they ask from them, its loving bullshit
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