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gggiiimmmppp posted:"ill pull out before i cum in your mouth" lmbo who actually does that yea, but then they come in for a kiss and theres a tense moment like did she swallow for sure or is she gonna revenge snowball me or something here?? hasnt happened yet but its intense
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probably loving three girls in about a 24 hour time period. i wasnt actively doing it but a girl just came from out of town, left in the morning. one hook up hit me up shortly after about coming over and then another hit me up about that following night.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:47
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First time I ate a girl out I was going at it like a large friendly dog trying to lick your face, but in her coochie regions. She was not impressed.
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Mar 23, 2015 14:19
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Mar 23, 2015 14:33
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Mar 24, 2015 00:39
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Put my penis in a woman repeatedly
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Felt up her titties and put my hand down the back of a girls pants during her graduation party, infront of friends and fam pro move
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Mar 24, 2015 00:47
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Was fingering a girl under a blanket while watching a movie with her and her friends but my finger got locked in her pubes. It was really obvious something was going on and then she screamed and cried when I just yanked it out. gross pubes
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Mar 24, 2015 00:54
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dog buttz posted:Was fingering a girl under a blanket while watching a movie with her and her friends but my finger got locked in her pubes. It was really obvious something was going on and then she screamed and cried when I just yanked it out. lol
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Mar 24, 2015 01:20
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Was standing on a ladder at work and farted and because I had eaten really bad chilli the night before and was struggling to avoid crapping my pants while shelf stacking I may have accidentally poo poo right into the face of my manager. Does this count?
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Mar 24, 2015 01:23
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Drone_Fragger posted:Was standing on a ladder at work and farted and because I had eaten really bad chilli the night before and was struggling to avoid crapping my pants while shelf stacking I may have accidentally poo poo right into the face of my manager. Does this count? immediately fall off the ladder and pretend to have a seizure so if your manager ever mentions it, they'll look like a jerk
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Mar 24, 2015 01:29
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Drone_Fragger posted:Was standing on a ladder at work and farted and because I had eaten really bad chilli the night before and was struggling to avoid crapping my pants while shelf stacking I may have accidentally poo poo right into the face of my manager. Does this count? may have? you're not sure if chili poo poo exploded from your rear end in a top hat and splattered across your boss's face? that seems like something that either happened or did not happen
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Mar 24, 2015 04:00
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Deki posted:First time I ate a girl out I was going at it like a large friendly dog trying to lick your face, but in her coochie regions. She was not impressed. wait that's not how your supposed to do it? poo poo
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repeatedly went for boob shots and crotch kicks over many, many sparring matches which happened over the course of years. We were the same approximate ages and sizes so we got buddied up for sparring. Whenever she would start losing she'd kick me as hard as she could in the dick. Against the rules but effective. Not much you can do about that poo poo really. Even a cup only spreads the pain around. There are dick-tendons that a cup rests against which when hosed up can render you literally unable to walk. Anyway she'd kick my dick and I'd get real mad and would kick'er in the vag or punch boobs and reliably within a minute our sparring match would transform into a padded bloodbath. Sorry there's no nasty sex at the end of this story we were a bit too young for that. Would have been great if we weren't, judging by my later psycho exes. But nah we just kept crotch-shotting one another over and over till black belt.
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Mar 24, 2015 04:18
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Just recently Got baptized into the church of Christ by her uncle and then quit as soon as we broke up. True story. gently caress you Andrea
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Mar 24, 2015 05:58
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i feel humbled here cause i've mostly just nutted on faces. i got the world's biggest blood clot on the tip of my dick during period sex, but that's not something i did TO her.
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dMastri posted:ripped my dick and bled everywhere but didn't realize until we were done and mattress was soaked through Did you think it was her too? Because that's what I did. Less blood than your story though, how much ripped are we talking?
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