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 Because I have to wipe a lot and I want my brown eye to feel like I wiped with rabbit fur.
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Salted tree bark.
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Mar 24, 2015 02:25
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I am old fashion
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Mar 24, 2015 02:26
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Scott single ply.
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Mar 24, 2015 02:26
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you know those pumice stones for your feet? that's not all they're good for
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Mar 24, 2015 02:32
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I am old fashion you could probably use just the one. two seems excessive
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Brock Hardchin posted:you could probably use just the one. two seems excessive one hand to hold his massive balls out of the way and one hand to grapple the poo poo i use the same tp op
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Mar 24, 2015 02:59
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VendaGoat posted:
This then some of these: 
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Mar 24, 2015 03:05
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Mar 24, 2015 03:06
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A bidet and three seashells, of course
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Mar 24, 2015 03:06
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VendaGoat posted:
i think it's supposed to feel like bear fur like mud-butting across a bear skin rug rude
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Mar 24, 2015 03:07
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Mar 24, 2015 03:13
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Mar 24, 2015 03:16
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Ive got reusables in my bathroom.
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Mar 24, 2015 03:16
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 it's nice and soft but I find the texture gets more poo poo off per wipe than smooth or embossed paper.
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Mar 24, 2015 03:20
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I use a bottle of 1947 Cheval Blanc to gently cleanse my rear end in a top hat when I poo poo at home. I am kind of running low though so I might see if 1966 Chateau Lafite Pauillac does the trick because I have a shitload of that left.
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Mar 24, 2015 03:30
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paper towels stolen from gas station bathrooms
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Mar 24, 2015 03:31
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Shithouse Dave posted:
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Mar 24, 2015 03:32
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I find the wiping technique is more important than the quality of tp. You see, you wanna get two, maybe three fingers in there and just "scoop" it out. It's a nice clean process. Otherwise you'll spend a lot of time just smearing the poo poo all over your taint and balls. HTH.
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Mar 24, 2015 03:35
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I go the more natural route and have someone lick it clean when I'm done. Doesn't matter who it is. Helps if you know some midgets.
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Mar 24, 2015 03:37
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Obama Forums Account Spotted!
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Mar 24, 2015 03:38
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Shithouse Dave posted:
This is correct.
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Mar 24, 2015 03:40
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OP's mom's tongue
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Mar 24, 2015 03:53
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Mar 24, 2015 03:56
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Whatever I've been stealing from work.
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 on my butt though
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