Ayatollah declares "Death to America"

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The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

TEAYCHES posted:

i htink selling weapons to bad ppl is bad imo

we give 2 billion dollars to Pakistan so they can stockpile weapons

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:32

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:05

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

because Death to Canada just doesn't have the same ring to it

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:37

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:

we give 2 billion dollars to Pakistan so they can stockpile weapons

imo thats bad pakistan by any measure is a shittier country than iran

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:38

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

RaceBannon posted:

because Death to Canada just doesn't have the same ring to it

I dunno I mean "Blame Canada" was nominated for an Oscar.

Might just take a little bit more of an effort but they could pull it off.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:38

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

TEAYCHES posted:

imo thats bad pakistan by any measure is a shittier country than iran

i think it was really awesome when their intelligence services propped up the taliban in the waziristan area so we'll continue to funnel money to them to fight the taliban menace and also hid bin laden

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:40

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Where the gently caress have you been for the past 40 years? Ayatollahs all wish death on America, it's kind of Their Thing.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:41

Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

wishing death to america is a call to peace OP.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:43

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

gently caress tezzor

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:44

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

King Vidiot posted:

Where the gently caress have you been for the past 40 years? Ayatollahs all wish death on America, it's kind of Their Thing.

I'm not even close to 40 years old.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:46

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

ninotoreS posted:

Yes, but to be fair to Christianity, there's one very important difference between Islam and Christianity that's making a huge difference here in the 21st century.

Unlike Muhammad, Jesus didn't marry his cousin and establish family laws that essentially encourage believers to keep marriages literally in the family.

So 80% of all Muslims marriages are between first-cousins (which is the same genetic distance as mating with a half brother or sister), and this has been going on for 1400 years. As a result, approximately half of the world's Muslim population classifies as inbred, and the average IQ in predominantly Muslim nations is significantly lower than the rest of the world. I read somewhere that Spain, all by itself, published more books than every Muslim nation combined last year.

These people are actually retarded. Throw in a religious book written by a guy who warred most of his adult life, and is it any wonder that violence seems to be their reflexive solution for everything? Say what you will about Christianity, but at least its cultures maintained enough raw intelligence to eventually accept the wisdom of secular government and freedom of religion, et cetera. I'm sure it helped that the average Christian didn't have an IQ of 80.

Yes, very cute. I don't like the Crusades, either. Of course, that was also 800 years ago.

Thanks for the racist email forward, somebody's dumbshit uncle.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:53