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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




- Drake's new mixtape

- Cats

- Apples

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
What it would be like to be an asteroid

The likelihood of there being ice anywhere on the Sun

How a tree feels when a chainsaw rips through it

Wearing high heels

Literally fighting your way through elementary school, MMA tournament style

Arm-wrestling an industrial robot

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

who makes the best french fries

my dog's collar color

the existential fatalistic dread and suicidal idealization permeating my every waking moment

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



- magic johnson's recovery from aids no definitely no opinions there just gonna believe my gov't and accept it as a miracle cast by the grand wizard of the sky jesus christ of latter day saints

mrlego
Feb 14, 2007

I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

Splatmaster posted:

What it would be like to be an asteroid

How a tree feels when a chainsaw rips through it

Literally fighting your way through elementary school, MMA tournament style

Arm-wrestling an industrial robot

I feel there is a cool Call of the Wild book idea here.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
1. College Sports
2. Celebrity Bullshit (think TMZ, Entertainment Tonight/Access Hollywood poo poo)
3. Wine

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

mrlego posted:

I feel there is a cool Call of the Wild book idea here.

"AS YOU LOVE ME, BUCK!" Cried the lumberjack as he sawed his way through the pine tree that in no way was named Buck. The tree didn't care. Though it has stood there on that small hillock for nearly 100 years, it was in the end just a tree. The asteroid that had circled the Solar System for 3675 years, 5 months, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes however had waited a long time for this. It most certainly DID care. "I WON'T BE MISSING YOU THIS TIME, PLANET!" the asteroid bellowed as the Earth's thick atmosphere tore away at it's essence.

Andy, as the asteroid was known by all it's former neighbors in the Kuiper belt, almost hit the Earth all that time ago but was yanked away at the last moment by it's own inertia. This time it would hit. "HHHRRRNNNNGGGG!!" it groaned, shooting across the sky in a fiery trail of glory, puffing out of existence. "gently caress youuuuu!" it shouted in a last act of defiance before petering out of existence forever, right over an Elementary school where a budding MMA champion was graduating. Soon he would arm wrestle an industrial robot in an automobile assembly plant...

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
breaking bad, the iphone and crustaceans

Schlub Husband
Jan 13, 2008

*hic*
Lipstick Apathy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

same i never get why people get super stoked on kanye or hate him. his music and everything is just average as gently caress.

hmm seems like an opinion to me
get out of here dude

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
commercial pipe fitting

you gotta, you know, fit pipes together. pipe fitting seems like a reasonable way to do it.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
flaccid dicks

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

opinions are for idiots

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I am 100% neutral towards lowtax

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Tane Orbs

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Gay Marriage
Taxes
Gas Prices

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Whatever the gently caress type of phone someone has.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
-- college sports

-- soccer

-- islam

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
- local issues
- literally anything on TV
- the concerns of white women

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
1 other peoples daily life
2 other peoples opinions
3 other peoples feelings
These are things I don't give a gently caress about.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I am 100% neutral towards lowtax

respect lowtax's courage for getting into the ring with trained boxer uwe boll

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
1. Top Gear
2. Comic Books
3. College Sports

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
How to correctly wipe your butt.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

How to correctly wipe your butt.

Sit down or stand up?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I never wipe.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
does the plane take off or not

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Mediocre art lost through the ages that will never be found.
Paper cranes
OP's mom

mrlego
Feb 14, 2007

I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

Splatmaster posted:

"AS YOU LOVE ME, BUCK!" Cried the lumberjack as he sawed his way through the pine tree that in no way was named Buck. The tree didn't care. Though it has stood there on that small hillock for nearly 100 years, it was in the end just a tree. The asteroid that had circled the Solar System for 3675 years, 5 months, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes however had waited a long time for this. It most certainly DID care. "I WON'T BE MISSING YOU THIS TIME, PLANET!" the asteroid bellowed as the Earth's thick atmosphere tore away at it's essence.

Andy, as the asteroid was known by all it's former neighbors in the Kuiper belt, almost hit the Earth all that time ago but was yanked away at the last moment by it's own inertia. This time it would hit. "HHHRRRNNNNGGGG!!" it groaned, shooting across the sky in a fiery trail of glory, puffing out of existence. "gently caress youuuuu!" it shouted in a last act of defiance before petering out of existence forever, right over an Elementary school where a budding MMA champion was graduating. Soon he would arm wrestle an industrial robot in an automobile assembly plant...

Yesssssssssssssss

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
purses

art

plastic

colors

other people's kid's achievements

toothbrush varieties

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

opinions are for idiots

opinions > beliefs

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

ghlbtsk posted:

opinions > beliefs

well thats just your opinion.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Shadow posted:

1. College Sports
2. Celebrity Bullshit (think TMZ, Entertainment Tonight/Access Hollywood poo poo)
3. Wine

i detect care and opinon in this answer.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

opus111 posted:

i detect care and opinon in this answer.

*shrug*

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

not having opinion.. is an opinion

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

"you cant stay neutral on a moving train" - adolf eichmann

opus111
Jul 6, 2014


now this is more like it!!!

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

"you cant stay neutral on a moving train" - adolf eichmann

In your commie epistemology even a glass of water has an ideology

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Beef Turret posted:

In your commie epistemology even a glass of water has an ideology

wheres the water from?? who controls it.. is the state attempting to privatize the water? is the water even safe to drink?? when someone pees the water out is the sewage system adequate

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