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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


tell them you'll work for free, you'll definitely get the job op

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

shyduck posted:

tell them you'll work for free, you'll definitely get the job op

You just reminded me that your avatar's actor is dead :( RIP, guy.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


:rip:

the simpsons died with him

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
When they ask you what you think your greatest flaw is, shart your pants and look them in the eye, saying:

"That I just shart my pants."

Bonus points for adding, "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Francis Baconator posted:

When they ask you what you think your greatest flaw is, shart your pants and look them in the eye, saying:

"That I just shart my pants."

Bonus points for adding, "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

i always say my greatest flaw is that sometimes I work too hard

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!

Stevie Lee posted:

i always say my greatest flaw is that sometimes I work too hard
I believe this would also be an effective segue into a shart.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

LEVERAGE THIS RESOURCE!
*ZIPPP, FWUMP*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

If you can bring yourself to completion while looking your interviewer straight in the eye the entire time - congratulations! you get to be a VP.

Its a pretty widely accepted business world practice

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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Francis Baconator posted:

When they ask you what you think your greatest flaw is, shart your pants and look them in the eye, saying:

"That I just shart my pants."

Bonus points for adding, "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

this didn't seem to work too well. I'll find out next week I guess.

But holy poo poo on The Rock connection. The interviewer guy was giving me a tour of the facilities and one of the reporters in the newsroom had a Rock action figure laying on his desk.

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