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Times are tough, and rocket fuel is expensive; so let's come up with new means of getting junk into space. I propose a new system called Jettisoning A Capsule Kinetically Over Far Flung Distances (JACKOFFD). This system consists of a skyscraper-sized artificial penis, along with a gaint hand. The hand strokes the cock tower until it contracts; launching it's ejection liquid upwards towards earth's orbit. The liquid can be used to carry supplies or manned capsules.
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The simplest solution is always the best one. In this case it's the Space Elevator ! NASA is not even talking about it loving scientists 
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Mar 25, 2015 20:05
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That's a dumb idea OP
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Mar 25, 2015 20:06
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ChuckHead posted:That's a dumb idea OP Please post your amazing alternative to my idea, if not then  tia
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Mar 25, 2015 20:09
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Why the hell doesn't NASA just outsource food delivery to the ISS and use Papa John's pizza for delivery? The other idea I have that really torques my wrench is since space is a giant gently caress-all vacuum, why not just use a gigantic vacuum hose to "suck" everything up into orbit?
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Mar 25, 2015 20:12
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giant magnetic railgun that shoots you into orbit, no rocket fuel required to get out of the atmosphere just large amounts of electricity (build dedicated nuclear plants imo). full disclosure: not a new idea
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Mar 25, 2015 20:13
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A very, very large brassiere, stretched between two towers.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:14
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nothing. we are stuck on this planet until we nuke ourselves out of sheer hatred of existence.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:18
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Moridin920 posted:giant magnetic railgun that shoots you into orbit, no rocket fuel required to get out of the atmosphere just large amounts of electricity (build dedicated nuclear plants imo). Magnetism is not science, please go post on your spellcasting forums instead. This thread is for real rock-hard science only!
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Mar 25, 2015 20:19
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DaveSplitter posted:Magnetism is not science, please go post on your spellcasting forums instead. This thread is for real rock-hard science only! Such as for example dropping a rock hard rock onto the other side of this elaborate machine known as a "lever". ROCK HARD SCIENCE! 
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Mar 25, 2015 20:21
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DaveSplitter posted:Magnetism is not science, please go post on your spellcasting forums instead. This thread is for real rock-hard science only! but but I've already built a prototype launch vehicle...  i promise it works you just need lots of faygo
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Mar 25, 2015 20:22
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nasa nerds wouldn't be obsessing over this poo poo if they worked out more.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:26
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okay I got one for real now: prayer. with the power of PRAYER jesus ascended to heaven so I'm pretty sure if we get like 100m people all concentrating their prayers we could get a shuttle into space
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Mar 25, 2015 20:28
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weed turbine powered by weed smoke
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Mar 25, 2015 20:29
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Mar 25, 2015 20:30
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if I was an astronaut I'd sneak a vape pen with a hash oil cartridge up with me leisure time in the cupola looking at starts while baked sounds great
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Mar 25, 2015 20:31
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Moridin920 posted:if I was an astronaut I'd sneak an easy bake oven with a muffins mix up with me lol what a dweeb
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Mar 25, 2015 20:40
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an underground tunnel a hundred miles long. low accelerations get you up to speed without discomfort. powerful fans create a vacuum to remove atmospheric resistance. the end of the tunnel goes up a mountain and you are already 4% of the way to space when you ramp off that tall mother fucker.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8BX6v9k9CU + 
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Mar 25, 2015 20:46
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Remember the thread where a whole bunch of goons thought that because they can use SketchUp they can make space stations? They even started an open source space website where anybody could submit their idiotic 3D models. I hope it works out, we can launch from Goon Island and watch from our aircraft carrier.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:49
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Decebal posted:The simplest solution is always the best one. In this case it's the Space Elevator ! NASA is not even talking about it loving scientists
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Mar 25, 2015 20:52
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space elevators are science fiction but nerds keep swearing its right around the corner. shut up and rot at the bottom of the gravity well with the rest of us, idiot.s
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Mar 25, 2015 20:54
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 like this but with astronauts
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Mar 25, 2015 20:57
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magrail gun + scramjet combo meanwhile is being researched somewhat seriously so you never know if they can get the cost per kilo to lift something into space down from ~$20,000 to a few hundred that would suddenly make a lot of space stuff way more feasible. escaping earth's gravity to get into orbit is basically the hardest part.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:58
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i like really self centered people who hate it when the word "space" comes up
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Mar 25, 2015 21:00
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I'm Crap posted:space elevator has the slight disadvantage of having to be made out of materials 10x as strong as the ones we have or w/e graphene 
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op more like.. ownedp lmao
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