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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


He/she who smelt it dealt it.

whoever denied it suplied it.

Don't fart in public it's pollution.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hold your toots, dont be a jabroni!

:iamafag:

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

yuck this thread REEEKS!!!!

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
It's better than the gaseous emissions coming from your posts op

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Goatse farts at a subsonic level these days

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Overwined posted:

It's better than the gaseous emissions coming from your posts op

Let's stay on topic.
Or are you a pro fart rear end in a top hat?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

fart in the car and roll the windows up because you enjoy the smell gently caress haters.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
farts trigger me

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
There is nothing more Shameful, than to fart

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I find enjoyment in crop dusting people in public.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
I enjoy mine own vintage

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013


lol been there

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

yeah this is fart

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
Always fart boldly.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
always fart if da females is present, they like that poo poo

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

When I was like in first or second grade I farted in class and automatically blamed this girl I had a crush on.

Everybody laughed at her and I got away scott free. :c00l:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I just farted now.. smells bad.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

always fart if da females is present, they like that poo poo

not true

Swizzbutt
Jul 12, 2014

I fear the day my work switches to an open layout because right now I can get away with farting all day long :smug:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

#FartRape

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

I remember hearing the hashtag fartrape stuff was absolutely bogus.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I save my juiciest farts for the gym and crack them off mid-squat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
everyone likes their own brand. I just want to share mine with the public, at large, at every opportunity.

I'm an entrepreneur

A fartrapreneur if you will

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Lunixnerd posted:

I save my juiciest farts for the gym and crack them off mid-squat.

hell yeah brother nothing like high velocity gym farts powered by pre-workout gray-market stimulants and pain

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Why save them for open air when the shower makes them 10x worse.

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Mar 26, 2015

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Hello? yes this is fart

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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Bonzo posted:

Hello? yes this is fart

Fart Simpson?

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