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WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
ur house what would yuo do

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:
:goonsay:

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
gently caress off

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
roll them down the stairs for their protection

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
I would say yeah

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I'd reply with the secret reply:
The bacon narwhals at midnight

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I always forget if the proper answer is yes or no so I'd probably just freeze

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
what do you mean by "rolled up to me"?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
poo poo my pants

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I would ask them if they are a robot because if they are they have to answer truthfully

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I'd ask them if my front porch counts

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Chortle loudly and probably mock him with a different meme.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Cuck Im gay

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Nigmaetcetera posted:

what do you mean by "rolled up to me"?

these people can't walk thanks to atrophy in their legs from sitting at a computer all day, so they need to roll to get around.

also they have no idea how to act around people so they roll until they're on top of you because human contact.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Id gently caress microwaves mom right there..

Thats what happens when you say you are protected right.. she jumps out of the trunk and sexes you?

If not I want my :tenbux: back.

drat I hate phone posting can never remeber this smiley

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

whatever the irl equal to shitposting is.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
pretend I dont what theyre talking about

this happened to me before

any goon who actually uses that phrase IRL is NOT someone you want to talk to

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

troubled teen posted:

these people can't walk thanks to atrophy in their legs from sitting at a computer all day, so they need to roll to get around.

also they have no idea how to act around people so they roll until they're on top of you because human contact.

i was picturing more that gif of fiddy from entourage but instead of fiddy it was rcman in jorts, sandals, finn shirt and trilby.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Moola posted:

pretend I dont what theyre talking about

this happened to me before

any goon who actually uses that phrase IRL is NOT someone you want to talk to


Prob the best idea

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Wtf people? If a person rolls up to you they are most likely not a person but a robot. People do not have wheels.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
so roll up like on a mobility scooter?

yeah thats a goon

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i would tongue his rear end in a top hat

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Scream 'Death to all robots' and throw an EMP grenade.

Prostheticfoot
Mar 27, 2002

Moola posted:

pretend I dont what theyre talking about

this happened to me before

any goon who actually uses that phrase IRL is NOT someone you want to talk to

pretty sure this has always been the right answer

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It's not a big deal since I am protected.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Moola posted:


any goon is NOT someone you want to talk to

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
tell him/her that I'm gay

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
i'd start doing these ones ---> :slick:

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Moola posted:

pretend I dont what theyre talking about

this happened to me before

any goon who actually uses that phrase IRL is NOT someone you want to talk to

what gave you away nerd?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i'd say my apt is on the 2nd floor and the stairs are outside, then i'd kick him in the nuts, shout protect that, then run off

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i would tongue his rear end in a top hat

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i wouldnt even talk to them hahahaha. like, i really dont even give a poo poo :rznv:

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