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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Im never going to stop buying and eating it.

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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
What is slave fish?

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

how me a frog posted:

What is slave fish?

Fish that are raised by the Chinese.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

how me a frog posted:

What is slave fish?

Fish caught by slaves.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

emancipated fish at mcdoalds tastes better

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Slave under whip catches better fish.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

"We didn't land on The Great Barrier Reef! The Great Barrier Reef landed on us!"

-Mackerel X

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

I could, as a free fish, look across the bay toward the Eastern Shore where I was born a slave.

-Frederick Dogfish

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Smiling Mandrill posted:

"We didn't land on The Great Barrier Reef! The Great Barrier Reef landed on us!"

-Mackerel X


Smiling Mandrill posted:

I could, as a free fish, look across the bay toward the Eastern Shore where I was born a slave.

-Frederick Dogfish

lol this is my poo poo right here

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

I have a dream that my four little eggs will one day live in an ocean where they will not be judged by the color of their fin, but by the content of their character.

-Martin Luther King Salmon

Smiling Mandrill fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Mar 26, 2015

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

You can kill a Manta ray but you can't kill an idea.

-Mad Gar Evers

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I purchased too much slave fish so I had to put some in the bin

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Rapman the Cook posted:

I purchased too much slave fish so I had to put some in the bin

“I, John Brown Trout am now quite certain that the crimes of Rapman the Cook will never be purged away but with blood.”

-John Brown Trout

baalaagaa
Apr 9, 2004
You can taste the suffering in the fish, that makes it so much more delicious.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

baalaagaa posted:

You can taste the suffering in the fish, that makes it so much more delicious.

The veal paradox.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
since no one has explained it, there are derelict fishing trawlers floating around on the coast of Africa staffed by Chinese slaves who cannot leave and just harvest the gently caress out of whatever they can, and occasionally a working ship shows up to drop off the bare minimum of food needed for the slaves to survive and collect the haul.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
is cthulhu involved in some way?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MUDFISH IN MY rear end in a top hat.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The slave is whipped to catch the tastiest fish, then I whip the fish to make it tastier and remove any slave dirt.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i don't eat fish

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

i don't eat fish

For every slave fish you don't eat I'm going to eat an amount substantial enough to surpass the amount of fish that either of us would normally eat! (dies of mercury poisoning within a month)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Bunch of beta fish opinions itt

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
I misread it as "slave flesh".

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I rub a little slave fish onto my human skin as cologne

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Rapman the Cook posted:

The slave is whipped to catch the tastiest fish, then I whip the fish to make it tastier and remove any slave dirt.

The Invisible Hand is the only one I trust to hold the whip.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
I have a bream!

naem
May 29, 2011

Rapman the Cook posted:

I rub a little slave fish onto my human skin as cologne

I TOO HAVE HUMAN SKIN

naem
May 29, 2011

HUMAN SKIN AND THE APPROPRIATE NUMBER OF LIMBS

naem
May 29, 2011

BEING A MEMBER OF YOUR SPIECES

naem
May 29, 2011

I LIKE WHEN FEMALE HAS LARGE PROTEIN MUCUS PRODUCTION UNITS FOR THE NOURISHING OF LARVE CAN THIS NOT BE SAID TO BE A CORRECT AND AGREEABLE STATEMENT OF OPINION AS A FELLOW MALE

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
slave to phish

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