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So a few months ago I found an Android phone on the street, I called AT&T and they were like we can't help you call the police. I called the police and they were like whatever, you can flag down a cop and give it to them or drop it by the police station but we don't give a gently caress. So then I looked the phone up online to see about looking for the owner on Craigslist or whatever and found out it cost $30 new on prepaid so I just said gently caress it and threw it in my junk drawer, I wouldn't go out of my way to retrieve a $30 phone that you can get at Walgreens and they obviously don't live in my neighborhood. Then yesterday I found a brand new $100 bill on the street outside of the Walmart. I asked the customer service lady if anyone had been looking for money they dropped and she as like "Uh, no, I don't give a poo poo." so I walked to my ATM and put it in. But now I feel kind of guilty, $10, who gives a poo poo, maybe even $20, but $100 is like real money, you can pay a bar tab with that. Should I just enjoy my new windfall or do I report it to someone?
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:23 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:51 |
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die fag
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:23 |
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None. Literally no effort. Literally.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:24 |
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man that'll take care of this months dues for the condo in the sky
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:24 |
I once found a lonely orphan on the side of the street, and I was all, "Eh is this your orphan? K I'll take it" and then I put it in the trunk of my car.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:25 |
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Three Olives posted:Then yesterday I found a brand new $100 bill on the street outside of the Walmart. I asked the customer service lady if anyone had been looking for money they dropped and she as like "Uh, no, I don't give a poo poo." so I walked to my ATM and put it in.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:26 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:die fag suck my dick, bitch
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:26 |
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what the hell this is like half an eaten sandwich on the ground. sure its covered in ants and dirt but hell this was a good sammich. all it needs is a little dusting off. <<places into fanny pack for later>> oh look, some chewed gum! I bet it has flavor left!
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:28 |
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West SAAB Story posted:man that'll take care of this months dues for the condo in the sky Not even close but in the interest of Three Olives Condo here is an insane letter I got from one of my neighbors this morning, thanks for reading this thread that had nothing to do with condos: Letter posted:I am writing those pet committee members who were present at last night's meeting, plus the other committee non-dog owner, after giving more thought to addressing my dissenting expression about allowing dogs in the fire pit or other hard surface areas of the courtyard, even on a leash.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:30 |
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Legally you have to make more of an effort but the odds of getting literal money back to its owner are basically nil so whatever.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:30 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:die fag Try harder breeder. ThreeO... return the phone. Low income people sometimes rely on those prepaid phones. Run the number on Spokeo and see who pops up. Unlock the phone and call some of the contacts.
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West SAAB Story posted:what the hell this is like half an eaten sandwich on the ground. sure its covered in ants and dirt but hell this was a good sammich. all it needs is a little dusting off. One thing that I keep wanting to do is get like a nice sandwich down the street or some take out completely untouched and leave it on the sidewalk and see how long it takes someone to decide to eat is, preferably not homeless. So I guess the secondary question is if you found strange food on the street but it looked completely untouched would you eat it? Would you feel guilty?
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:32 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Try harder breeder. I tried it was locked and shockingly the swipe code wasn't the kind of easy obvious one you would expect for someone using a cheap prepaid phone. I even tried putting the SIM card in another phone to see if there were any stored numbers, no luck.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:33 |
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Three Olives posted:I tried it was locked and shockingly the swipe code wasn't the kind of easy obvious one you would expect for someone using a cheap prepaid phone. Pop out the SD and see if there is any personal data.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:35 |
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Also post interesting things you have found on the street ITT. My neighborhood is one of the oldest in the city and decades ago they paved over the old brick roads, a few months ago they were digging new drainage under the old brick road and I found a rusty horse shoe on the street back from when the streets were used by horses and not cars. I kept it, I figure the horse and it's owner are long dead so free horse shoe.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:37 |
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Pfft. Stooping down to pick up filthy discarded garbage money like some methed out syphilitic trailer park whore looking for an easy payday. If you're having trouble making ends meet could have just come to us for a loan, instead of debasing yourself in public like that.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:54 |
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Return your poo poo besodden rear end in a top hat to the lowest level of hell where Satan is forever entrapped in a tomb of Natty Ice while guzzling primo Judas cum.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:55 |
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i found three olives basic human dignity in a gutter
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:56 |
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Op that was my horseshoe. Give it back. I left it there for a reason.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:57 |
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Ocean Book posted:i found three olives basic human dignity in a gutter That was his anal virginity. His dignity is already at the dump.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:58 |
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why do people in your condo building want to put their dogs in the fire pit? surely there is a more humane way of destroying them
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:59 |
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i once found a bug on my driveway that looked like a hotdog dragging a bun
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:59 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i once found a bug on my driveway that looked like a hotdog dragging a bun please return to me promptly
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:01 |
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Three Olives posted:So a few months ago I found an Android phone on the street, I called AT&T and they were like we can't help you call the police. I called the police and they were like whatever, you can flag down a cop and give it to them or drop it by the police station but we don't give a gently caress. So then I looked the phone up online to see about looking for the owner on Craigslist or whatever and found out it cost $30 new on prepaid so I just said gently caress it and threw it in my junk drawer, I wouldn't go out of my way to retrieve a $30 phone that you can get at Walgreens and they obviously don't live in my neighborhood. it's 2pm on a thursday - shouldn't you be working? ie, earning money to pay for your extravagant urban condo yuppie lifestyle?
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:01 |
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OP, I dropped $100 on the ground recently, near a condo with a swimming pool full of annoying children. Please return it to me, thanks.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:05 |
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Three Olives posted:Not even close but in the interest of Three Olives Condo here is an insane letter I got from one of my neighbors this morning, thanks for reading this thread that had nothing to do with condos: Why did you transcribe the entire dog pee letter.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:18 |
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I dropped a $100 while grocery shopping and someone was nice enough to pick it up and give it back to me but that was like in the span of a few minutes... dropped the bill, went to pay, realized I dropped it, ran back to where I was sure it fell, dude was there going yeah man here you go. If you drop a $100 in a parking lot ehhhh it's gone don't feel too bad. Maybe let customer service know and leave your number in case someone comes back for it is the most effort you should put into that. I definitely wouldn't leave it with them though because then they'll just take it. If it's like $1000+ I'd probably take it to the police, if no one claims it after a few months it is legally yours. That said I found $400 in 20s in a rubber band on the floor of a movie theater when I was working as an usher in high school and I just lol'd and took that poo poo and said nothing.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 20:09 |
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i drop counterfeit $100 bills so people will try to pass them and get visited by the secret service
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 20:11 |
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Does anyone remember those weird fake 20s that looked like they were were half folded. But, when you picked it up it was just some poo poo about jesus or god or some lame bullshit. I dunno, those seemed like a thing before the internet.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 20:13 |
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uG posted:i drop counterfeit $100 bills so people will try to pass them and get visited by the secret service That is what I was worried about but it was the new kind of bill and all the security measures seemed in check and the ATM took it and I've had the ATM refused to take some bills that I was sure weren't counterfeit. Moridin920 posted:If you drop a $100 in a parking lot ehhhh it's gone don't feel too bad. Maybe let customer service know and leave your number in case someone comes back for it is the most effort you should put into that. I definitely wouldn't leave it with them though because then they'll just take it. It wasn't even in the parking lot, it was on the street next to the Walmart and positioned like it had blown there. If it was like a bag of money sure but how would anyone prove ownership of a single $100 bill in the street? The customer service lady would have pocketed it for sure if I handed it over. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Mar 26, 2015 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:51 |
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If I find someone's wallet with their ID in it and a $100, I'd turn it in or try and find the guy on facebook or whatever. But if I find $100 bill on the ground, that poo poo is mine.
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