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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

happy friday boys, lets get some drinks for the boys!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
suck my drat balls, OP!

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:horse:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:regd13:

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
NO

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

umm i forgot my wallet, i just need some money for a few beers and the juke box

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its thursday op

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

numberoneposter posted:

umm i forgot my wallet, i just need some money for a few beers and the juke box

im jerking off this is one hand typing , slowly about a stroke per space

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

im jerking off this is one hand typing , slowly about a stroke per space
ur gonna chaff urself that way be careful goon

make sure you lube up

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
some guy near the Atlanta airport on the Cleveland / Eastpoint exit came up to me while I was filling the rental and pointed out that the first hose was the regular gas, but I was already using it so I said thx I got this

then he said he was being helpful and sometimes people help him out so I said okay and then left without giving him any money

Somehow I missed it but on my way out of the gas station one side of my rental got covered in some sort of red fluid thing, maybe icee syrup idk

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what I'm saying op is, no you can't borrow money, and plz throw your slurpee at me

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

see i just need enough money to catch the bus to get to my girlfriend see she is sick, she has chemotherapy and its bad, at the hospital and im already running late

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
if you gently caress old fags you can earn a lot of money, op

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Is this the Democrat thread

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

see i just need enough money to catch the bus to get to my girlfriend see she is sick, she has chemotherapy and its bad, at the hospital and im already running late

*Buys you a transit ticket

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

numberoneposter posted:

see i just need enough money to catch the bus to get to my girlfriend see she is sick, she has chemotherapy and its bad, at the hospital and im already running late

is she hot?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
in middle school during assembly i asked all the ~350 kids for a quarter with a sob story about how i was short 25c for a soda. I ended up making like 50$. socialism works

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a guy gave me a multiteired story that ended with "i'm literally wearing a catheter right now, otherwise i wouldn't ask"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i just need some money for the juke box!!!!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

i just need some money for the juke box!!!!

I loathe juke boxes. Loud bars suck rear end, I wanna talk to folks.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

I loathe juke boxes. Loud bars suck rear end, I wanna talk to folks.

there are these new things on the west coast called coffee houses you might wanna check out

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Poetic Justice posted:

there are these new things on the west coast called coffee houses you might wanna check out

Yeah... Im out of the bar scene now.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Yeah... Im out of the bar scene now.

:loud sound of milk being frothed:

YEAH FARSI IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

if you gently caress old fags you can earn a lot of money, op

a good tip

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

suck my drat balls, OP!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Poetic Justice posted:

:loud sound of milk being frothed:

YEAH FARSI IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE

:colbert:

Hamejezvaat Hastaam.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

umm the song is almost over, i need another fifty cents so i can play the boys again

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
:slick:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
ONLY IF YOU MAKE A WEB SITE WHERE YOU BEG FOR MONEY.

CALL IT SOMETHING PEOPLE CALL RELATE TO.


LIKE SCROTUMKISS.NET.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
OP, do you sell hot dogs or spaceships? Goons will give you lots of money for hot dogs and spaceships.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Razorwired posted:

OP, do you sell hot dogs or spaceships? Goons will give you lots of money for hot dogs and spaceships.

Dude... a spacestation that has a KFC and a Doobs.

Thats 2120.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Razorwired posted:

OP, do you sell hot dogs or spaceships? Goons will give you lots of money for hot dogs and spaceships.

what about making a virtual hot dog spaceship?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
How much do you need for booze OP im a philanthropist

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dubious posted:

How much do you need for booze OP im a philanthropist
i told you i just need a beer and fifty cents to put the boys back on the juke box

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