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*loudly recites the Shahada in the pilot's lounge*
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm quote:"That’s all guys! gently caress!" quote:"Aaaaaa. Allah Akbar." quote:Goodnight, Goodbye, We Perish!
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 09:43 |
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*Spreads the good news about how great God is*
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 09:49 |
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*Pushes forward the control yoke*
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 10:13 |
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It sucks that 250 people died because the 1st pilot had to poop so super much he couldn't hold it, and had to leave the rudder to the suicidal teen.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 10:15 |
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haha this guy is pro quote:
edit: lol again: quote:
edit 2: a transcript of me having sex quote:09.01:39 CAM 2 I was looking at that inbound there. quote:8:22:22 CA Horizon! Minimalist Program fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 27, 2015 |
# ? Mar 27, 2015 10:16 |
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Is this how 9/11 happened?
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 10:57 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm "There he is .. look at him! Goddamn that son-of-a-bitch is coming! Get off!" Drad_Bert posted:Is this how 9/11 happened?
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 11:18 |
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is there an actual strategy behind CNN's visual aid choices that people are too busy laughing at or being confused by to understand
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 12:00 |
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JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL y'know if you need a nap or want to go get a snack.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 12:34 |
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...what's "inverse joystick y-axis" mean?
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 12:37 |
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Minimalist Program posted:It sucks that 250 people died because the 1st pilot had to poop so super much he couldn't hold it, and had to leave the rudder to the suicidal teen. the fatal poo poo
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 12:58 |
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I've read all those transcripts. The worst one is where they're flying from Alaska to Hawaii and the plane's control breaks and they're flying upside down for a while before crashing into the ocean. That must have been terrifying.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 13:08 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:is there an actual strategy behind CNN's visual aid choices that people are too busy laughing at or being confused by to understand "We dont have great B roll footage we havent already used 100 times. hey Tim fire up that 3d software we bought real quick we go live in 20. "
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 13:50 |
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CoPilot:Hey just do me a favor. Next mountain you see just run the loving plane into it. Pilot: Hahahaha okay buddy whatever you say. *Mountain passes by* CoPilot: loving dickhead...
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 14:26 |
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hmm I wonder if jet fuel can melt a mountain
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 14:52 |
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*converts to Islam* *crashes plane*
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:12 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm 04 Apr 2010 Polish Air Force Flight 1549 "F*ckkkkkk"
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:16 |
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SkyEnzo posted:04 Apr 2010 Polish Air Force Flight 1549 "F*ckkkkkk" The last word those passengers heard, was a rude one. Perhaps the rudest one in the english language.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:18 |
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SkyEnzo posted:04 Apr 2010 Polish Air Force Flight 1549 "F*ckkkkkk" i like the full thing TAWS:PULL UP, PULL UP. TAWS:Signal at F=400 Hz. ABSU. TAWS:PULL UP, PULL UP. TAWS:Sound of hitting trees. 2P: F*cking hell! TAWS:PULL UP, PULL D: Abort to second approach! A: Screaming F*ckkkkkkkkkkkk.....
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:20 |
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July 04, 2001 Near Irkutsk, Russia Vladivostokavia Airlines, Flight 352 Tupolev TU-154M RA-85845 02:07:49 CAP gently caress! What are you doing! 02:07:51 CAP Speed! 02:07:52 ?? … 02:07:53 CAP … gently caress, push it up! (throttles) 02:07:53 F/O Stop! Stop! Where! Where! 02:07:55 CAP Stop! Stop! Stop! (said in patter) 02:07:55 NAV This way, this way, this way. 02:07:57 CAP We’re recovering! 02:07:58 NAV Easy, make it easy, easy! 02:07:59 F/O Lets to the right! 02:08:01 -- Audio tone of Radio-altitude alert (duration 4 sec) and audi 02:08:02 ?? Power! Add thrust! 02:08:05 ?? Power! 02:08:06 F/E … got it! 02:08:08 ?? Add thrust! 02:08:09 F/O Take off power! Oh my God! 02:08:10 F/E Take off power set 02:08:11 ?? That’s all guys! gently caress!
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:30 |
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SkyEnzo posted:July 04, 2001 sound like me in the bedroom lmao
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:51 |
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Drad_Bert posted:Is this how 9/11 happened? if we didn't have an armored cockpit door it would have never happened 9/11 caused this crash
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 16:07 |
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good thing this is an airbus
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 16:09 |
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Man, it's a good thing I recently decided to convert to Islam, huh?
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 16:14 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:31 |
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sopace shuttle can crash into the ocean but not an airplane
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