|
Doflamingo posted:man of steel was so loving lovely there's no way this will turn out anywhere close to good. The first part of the movie was basically Dirty Jobs featuring Superman I love how Marvel spent years and a bunch of films setting things up and DC is like "world building? gently caress that just throw all this poo poo together"
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:43 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:35 |
|
I'm just worried I'm not going to understand what's going on without seeing the characters' origin stories.
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:46 |
|
Gal Gadot looks like a stiff breeze will break her in half.
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:46 |
|
Ben afflack is like a mature adult, im confused- this is a reboot everyone should be like 20, also it should be set in world war 2
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:48 |
|
Applewhite posted:I'm just worried I'm not going to understand what's going on without seeing the characters' origin stories. True, if we had more origin stories for Batman and Gal Gadot before this movie it probably would have been more dark garbage. Like someone would have tried to one-up Bale's Batman reboot in the darkness category
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:49 |
|
I'm betting it's going to suck based on that last SuperMan movie
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:55 |
|
all you have to do to depower superman is to kill the sun
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:56 |
|
Ben Affleck is gonna be really stiff and lame and goons are gonna be like "That's on purpose because Batman is a loner weirdo, it would be bad if he was well-acted!"
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:56 |
|
Parallax Scroll posted:its a superhero movie so yes yea but what about the dark knight flicks?
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 19:18 |
|
Zzulu posted:does superman poo? Normal human plumbing is not strong enough to contain his super shits. That's why Superman can only poo on Wonder Woman.
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 19:22 |
|
How can Batman even fight Superman? Batman is a spoilt poo poo with gadgets and no parents, Superman can fly, lift cars, has x-ray and laser vision, is super strong, is bullet proof.
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 19:25 |
|
spud posted:How can Batman even fight Superman? Batman is a spoilt poo poo with gadgets and no parents, Superman can fly, lift cars, has x-ray and laser vision, is super strong, is bullet proof. Because Superman is apparently really really stupid
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 19:27 |
|
superman hates glowing mystery rock
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 19:28 |
|
spud posted:How can Batman even fight Superman? Batman is a spoilt poo poo with gadgets and no parents, Superman can fly, lift cars, has x-ray and laser vision, is super strong, is bullet proof. batman steals lex luthor's kryptonite ring beforehand
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 19:30 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:35 |
|
Batman could shove a chunk of kryptonite into a hamburger or something and laugh while Superman chokes to death and then he'll piss on his corpse because Batman seems the type of guy who'd do that.
|
# ? Mar 27, 2015 19:36 |