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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I'm technically a boomer, born right at the end. I guess I don't fit the stereotype, because basically none of those fit me. However, it does explain why I don't have a lot of friends, because they do apply to a lot of other people my own age...

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Arian_Samurai posted:

There are quite a few ads for reverse mortgages and many start with "INVENTED IN THE 1980s BY RONALD REAGAN, REVERSE MORTGAGES...."

You know what else was invented in the 1980s by Ronald Reagan?

HIV.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

genesplicer posted:

I'm technically a boomer, born right at the end. I guess I don't fit the stereotype, because basically none of those fit me. However, it does explain why I don't have a lot of friends, because they do apply to a lot of other people my own age...

Genesplicer, one of the good ones.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

spacemang_spliff posted:

You know what else was invented in the 1980s by Ronald Reagan?

HIV.

and crack and AOL

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Genesplicer, one of the good ones.

Careful brother, this is a slippery slope

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*pays bills by mail*

*has been incapable of accepting change of any kind since turning 30*

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*Considers High School the best part and most important part of their life*

*hates teachers*

*collects public pension from working for city for 3 years*

*Thinks all kids are lazy*

*Buys AS SEEN ON TV easy-use items*

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

*spoiled brat kids write dozens of generic burns about me on forums, never call*

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Mar 28, 2015

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
1963: "We'll never support another horseshit racist war just ginned up out of nothing solely to enrich the President and his loving scumbag friends!"

2003: "Well I don't know about that Ethel, THE FOXNEWS says Saddam has mobile bio-weapons lab, we gotta support our President!"


1963: "Man, marijuana is awesome, when we get in charge we are going to legalize it!"

2003: "Well I don't know about that Ethel, THE FOXNEWS says that today this is like the 'crack' of marijuana, it's not like it was in our day, we gotta support our President!"


1963: "We're human beings that long to experience life to the fullest and let the world know we're here and we will be heard!"

2003: "We're so afraid of death! Hold everything in place, let nothing change, and take as much as possible from the young. Then I might get to live forever!"

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




woulda been better if they had bush doing a bump tbh

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*is solely responsible for the existence of faith based universities*

*supported Iran's government over throw and protests iran today*

cams
Mar 28, 2003


literally execute everyone that voted for ronald reagan

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
they're not go-karts. if they were go-karts, it would be pretty fun to ride them around wal-mart

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Always buy American!

*buys Samsung tv, LG phone, German chocolate, Walmart sweatshop clothes....but a Ford car*

I always buy American.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

*worked union job for 40 years*

*retires*

*votes to destroy unions*

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

*Browses Facebook for an hour every morning at work*
*Bullshits with adjacent cubical neighbors for 45 minutes every morning*

*Sees you reading, not even responding to, a text message that just came through*
"Hey, do that on your own time, we're here to work"

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
*jacks off into the ground water contaminating town's supply*

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Wait which thread is this?

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

Rocks posted:

*worked union job for 40 years*

*retires*

*votes to destroy unions*

can someone please explain this. it has always confused me

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

can someone please explain this. it has always confused me

They got hosed by unions for so long that they don't much like them.

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
weed is 100x more powerful today, kids today smoke and don't come down for a month

Clifton Privilege
Mar 19, 2015
I think they may be the reason so many of the Southern states went to poo poo (looks at Texas and Florida) - we should make a law restricting them all to Miami. Oh wait nevermind - they are all in congress and the senate now...
Only just now starting to pretend to want pot legalized for medical use because their own medical expenses have gone up
-and they are LIVING FOR EVER AND WONT JUST FREAKING DIE ALREADY!

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

johnny sack posted:

*Browses Facebook for an hour every morning at work*
*Bullshits with adjacent cubical neighbors for 45 minutes every morning*

*Sees you reading, not even responding to, a text message that just came through*
"Hey, do that on your own time, we're here to work"

Lol this so hard.

*irresponsible kids these days*

*texts while driving*
*has dog in lap while driving*
*enjoys lying to sales people because they deserve a break*

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