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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Wasn't there some idea to make homeless people mobile wi-fi hotspots?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Splatmaster posted:

Wasn't there some idea to make homeless people mobile wi-fi hotspots?
i think we should round up the homeless, give em a good wash, and then employ them in minimum wage easy government make work jobs building roads or picking up trash or something or even basic clerical work

pay them double what welfare is anyways

also get rid of welfare so they have no choice

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Lemonade stand.

Tiocfaidh Yar Ma
Dec 5, 2012

Surprising Adventures!
All of these schemes fail because none so far have included a part of the plan that deals with the other 5 or 6 hobos with the same idea encroaching on your turf

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Magic.

Either real magic or preying on the idiots who believe in magic through fake scam magic.

Maybe both.

You can be a fake fortune teller or a psychic consultant for a living but you also actually keep the world safe from the Hekatonkheires on the weekends.

cardgame
Nov 15, 2004
hmmmm.
Create an app to disrupt the public masturbation industry

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Dashticle posted:

All of these schemes fail because none so far have included a part of the plan that deals with the other 5 or 6 hobos with the same idea encroaching on your turf

Magic works.

If you know your hobo marks you can ward your territory from rival wizards or maybe transform a rival hobo into a hooker so you can share the same turf peacefully.

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


some of the hobos here like to put on lil performances. one of them has a sign that he can flip the sides open to reveal new parts and he gives you a quick compliment and flips the sign around and charms tourists all day on the same street corner.

try that OP

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