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nastynaven posted:i'm still too much of a gentleman to do this. never get comfortable enough. but if the chick is a total stranger or a one night stand, i just frap away. that's funny i'm the exact opposite. If it's an SO i'm really comfortable with I don't care (especially at home) but total strangers or one night stands I hold it in
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Moridin920 posted:that's funny i'm the exact opposite. If it's an SO i'm really comfortable with I don't care (especially at home) but total strangers or one night stands I hold it in people are still replying to this thread?
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Un chien andalou posted:smelly shits are way more of a turn off than farts tbh yeah this hate following my wife in the bathroom after she's taken a nice creamy one. her farts are only bad when she's doing some dumb vegetable diet or something
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farthammer.com
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whenever i get the farts, it usually means i have to poop. then i poop and i don't have to fart anymore. i think everyone just needs to poop more.
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"It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind. That the permitting this Air to escape and mix with the Atmosphere, is usually offensive to the Company, from the fetid Smell that accompanies it. That all well-bred People therefore, to avoid giving such Offence, forcibly restrain the Efforts of Nature to discharge that Wind." “Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in blowing their Noses.” “Discover some Drug wholesome & not disagreeable, to be mix’d with our common Food, or Sauces, that shall render the natural Discharges of Wind from our Bodies, not only inoffensive, but agreable as Perfumes.” -Benjamin Franklin
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Mar 30, 2015 19:40
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how do you classify pussy farts, op?
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gently caress da Mods posted:i fart in my Gf's mouth Do I need to call child protective services?
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OMFG FURRY posted:how do you classify pussy farts, op? Sorry, not the op but I classify those as queefs. Might just be me.
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I don't do it too often in front of her. Usually not more than once every month or two. And they're not casual farts you let loose while sitting on the couch watching TV. If I'm going to do it, it's going to have purpose behind it. I'll fart to accent a joke or use it as a threat or something.
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nastynaven posted:people are still replying to this thread? hey this is a critically important issue worthy of a wide ranging, academically rigorous discussion.
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worst part about driving a Miata is you can't hotbox a fart if you've got the top down (especially if you have the folding hard top model because you have to stop and put it in neutral to operate the roof, by which time the fart gas is away on the wind, lost,
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Sorry, not the op but I classify those as queefs. Might just be me. no, me as well good sir.
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vug posted:worst part about driving a Miata is you can't hotbox a fart if you've got the top down (especially if you have the folding hard top model because you have to stop and put it in neutral to operate the roof, by which time the fart gas is away on the wind, lost, the worst part is youre driving a super lame car for bitchmen
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i've no problems doing that but i am not comfortable taking a poo poo in the same room, i don't like sharing that moment with others, it's all mine.
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